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Mar 18, 2009 17:09



You Should Light a Citrus Candle


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notskywalker March 18 2009, 06:48:56 UTC


You Should Light a Citrus Candle


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asinthecity March 18 2009, 06:51:39 UTC
SNAP!

Does this mean we're one of those couples that's practically the same person?

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 07:00:17 UTC
I hope not. You drool and fart in your sleep.

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 07:01:27 UTC
I do not!

... do I?

Well you fart, too. And scratch your balls.

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 07:07:33 UTC
Yeah, well, we're getting married. Farting is an unwritten vow of sanctity. At least I'm not scratching my arse.

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 07:12:08 UTC
Or dragging it along the carpet because then I'd get you worm tablets. I'm going to be such a caring wife.

So... I have a question.

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 07:19:46 UTC
Your lucky I don't pee on your guitar.

I didn't steal your Lucky Charms. Riley did to prop the bathroom window open when the latch broke.

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 07:27:39 UTC
I've already had some bastard come on it. Might as well have you pee on it.

BASTARD! But not my question.

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 07:37:28 UTC
That's... I think I threw up in my mouth a little. Please don't tell RJ that story ever. It might turn him off music for life.

Don't be so hard on him. Lachlan called him in the middle of the night to go to the hospital. I was up getting a drink and the bathroom was all wet so he wanted to leave it open for the night.

What's the question?

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 07:53:27 UTC
Totally what I did. Followed by punching him hard, and walking out. Wanktard. I'm not ever telling RJ that story.

But it's my Lucky Charms! I love my Big Bro, but they're my Lucky Charms!!!!

Do you want to get married in Australia? I don't think I ever asked. And if I did, I forgot what the answer was. Sorry?

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 08:36:31 UTC
But then, one day you probably should so he know what freaks might take a fancy to him.

He was distracted and the box was the perfect size, apparently.

Um, well, that's an option. Why, do you have other preferences?

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 08:47:29 UTC
Well, it certainly is a pretty good crazy-meter. Maybe after we know he's definitely going to take up music no matter what. I totally disinfected my guitar... I'd have burned it, but at the time I couldn't have afforded another one.

Distracted my arse. He knew what he was doing. This is all part of his plan.

Riley's just asking me now about a twin wedding. Guess it was the twin ESP thing working. We're both thinking about weddings.

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 08:50:48 UTC
He might want to be a hairdresser like Pat.

RJ was sick, Tara was pissed, Riley had to go play godfather babysitter person for th enight. I don't think it was a conspiracy and if it was, it was very well planned. Almost better than World War II.

Twin wedding?

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 08:52:50 UTC
Then it's not like he'll be turned off music then, is it? Unless he's Sweeney Todd and sings.

No, no. I mean, I know that part's not the conspiracy. It's the sugar thing.

You and me get hitched at the same time as Riley and Evie. I think that's what it means. One big ceremony. Or is it one after the other? I don't know.

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notskywalker March 18 2009, 08:58:39 UTC
And kills people. Yeah, let's not encourage that. I don't think Lachlan wants a homicidal son.

Don't you think he would just outright tell you that you're slowing killing yourself rather than constructing a conspiracy? Maybe he just thinks it's something you need to realise yourself. But just to lay on some guilt, if Riley ate the shit you do on a daily basis, he would be in hospital for lacking nutrients to fight the HIV.

When are they getting married?

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asinthecity March 18 2009, 09:00:43 UTC
Plus people pies are gross. I don't think he would either, so we're not encouraging him to be a musical barber.

Thanks for the guilt trip, husband-to-be. And I am eating better... I don't quite eat as much shit, thank you very much.

Soonish apparently because they want to maybe think about a baby, and I'm guessing Riley wants to try after they're married.

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