"Do you see the fuckin' emotion I'm goin' through right now? That means this shit is serious. That means me and this motherfucker's not vibin' right now. That's what that shit means."
| Bad Boys
“Motherfuckingarsesonofawhorebitch!”
Tab yelped, and shook her hand as she hopped from foot to foot and tried to stop the tears from coming. She was a rock chick! Rock chick’s didn’t cry except when their brother’s were in hospital, or when they were alone in the shower. She was tougher than the fucking stupid couch.
She kicked it to show it who was boss only to wind up screaming again. “FUCKING ARSE PAIN FURNITURE!”
Riley had been in the bathroom, and came out in a rush with his toothbrush still hanging between his lips. “What?!” he mumbled, looking around like he was ready to kill something.
Tab held up her bleeding palm, and her now stubbed toe and hopped on one spot. “The fucking couch hates me!”
The end of Riley’s toothbrush dipped down and he relaxed. “Is that all?” he asked, only it came out sounding more like, ‘If zhat awl’.
She shrugged. “It fucking hurt!”
Riley held up a finger to indicate she stay before he went back into the bathroom to spit and rinse. “You’re such a fucking baby sometimes.”
“I am not.”
“Oh yeah? How about when you fell over on your roller skates?”
“I was ten, arse pain. And I broke my fucking arse and it hurt.”
“You can’t break your arse, squirt. Just bruise it until it’s black.” He sniggered, and dodged her swing when she tried to get him with her good hand. “Now let me take a look. I am a doctor, you know.”
Tab pouted and held out her hand. “Doctor of arse pains.”
“Says the lead singer of arse pains.”
Tabitha London Browne
Original Character
Words: 269
Dr. Riley Browne [
pullmysteth]used with mun permission, and written for Riley's mun who wanted
hurt!Tab.