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asinnerofsorts

"Go online and look for a car that is not upside down!"

Jul 15, 2010 23:14

HEY YOU GUYS. INGLORIOUS BASTARDS AND INGLORIOUS BASTERDS ARE TWO DIFFERENT MOVIES. JUST AN FYI. DON'T ASK ME HOW I KNOW ( Read more... )

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lexalicious70 July 16 2010, 04:13:08 UTC

Ugh. Sorry my ear advice didn't work. :/

Spiders? LARGE spiders? EEEEEEEEW. *SHUDDER*

Knee mail: I'm assuming because he wants you on your knees, praying, and the prayer is like mail for him . . . yeah, I don't think it's clever at all.

The marquee at the church near my BFF's house the other day read, "And you think it's hot HERE!!" So yeah, hell is hotter than El Paso? Doubt it!

Hope you feel better soon!

asinnerofsorts July 16 2010, 04:25:24 UTC

You're in Texas? Aren't spiders the size of cows in Texas? Or is that Australia?

Yeah... no. If it makes you scratch your head and go "wha-?" then it failed

`So yeah, hell is hotter than El Paso? Doubt it! `

*dead*

lexalicious70 July 16 2010, 14:04:54 UTC

You're in Texas? Aren't spiders the size of cows in Texas? Or is that Australia?

We have some really big ones here, but luckily, like the hookers on Dyer St on the northeast side of El Paso, they only come out at night.

asinnerofsorts July 16 2010, 16:48:37 UTC

Really? Or is that a joke? Why is the idea of nocturnal spiders creeping me out?

lexalicious70 July 16 2010, 17:10:13 UTC

No, seriously. It's too hot for them during the day, so they hunt and such at night. You might see them during the day when it's cooler, like in the fall. Once in a great while, we get the huge brown ones with enough hair to put into a braid wandering into the house, and then I die a thousand deaths and piss myself until my husband catches it. If there's a hell for me somewhere, (and my Catholic aunt assures me there is because OMG EVOL BISESSUAL,) it'll be full of spiders. Totes.

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