Aug 12, 2001 11:11
where was I.......?
10) Cinderella: If you have the balls to name your group after a Disney story then you deserve to make the list.
9) Twisted Sister: They are certainly twisted, and they look like sisters.....but brother, they aint sisters! I remember rocking out to "We're not gonna take it!", going to a friends house and seeing the video and having nightmares for months. I'm presently having a seizure and defecating myself just thinking about it......
8) Ratt: The dictionary defines a rat as; Any of various long-tailed rodents resembling mice but larger, especially one of the genus Rattus. You name yourself after a sewer dwelling rodent and add an extra T just for effect....ROCK ON!!!
7) Triumph: (read: we can kick your ass at anything!!! is my welfare check here yet?, I need some backbacon......)
6) Motley Crue: It's one of three things that gets this name on the list. The clever mispelling of crew, the little dots on the O and U, or Tommy Lee's huge schlong.
5) Nazareth: Sex, drugs, and the town where the son of God was born.
4) Scorpions: You don't get to be the most influential German metal band of all time with a name like The Bratwurst Boys. Meine doppelte Guitarre beendet alle Herausforderer! Ich rock on so stark, da