Well done. You can't even get the given name in the title correct even though it's the first word in the capsule.
In other random news, this morning I received an email requesting that all guests attending a baby shower please wear pink to celebrate the baby girl who will be arriving. Because OBVIOUSLY we want to get this child started off on the correct foot in terms of gender expectations and conformity. Fuck that shit, I'm wearing a band t-shirt. If they don't like it, I can take my gift to Goodwill.
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