pimping

[asimplechord]

Need a chuckle? Go read my Man-Bit Euphemism Challenge Response at fcukficathons. There are a couple others posted as well, including a House/Wilson fic.

Title: A little help from my friends.
Pairings: Ron/Lavender, Harry/surprise
Rating: R

(The rest of the info is posted along with it over at the comm.)

And just as a reminder, it is meant to be crack!fic,

Comments

[hermionegreen]

left you a review over there *points to story link*

still LOL

'Mione

[asimplechord]

I didn't want to squick anyone, but when someone pointed out some of the alternative definitions for cock goblin, Dobby sprang immediately to mind. :D I had a good laugh while I wrote this, imagining experienced, world Ron (in his own imagination, anyway) and innocent Harry, with a slightly too enthusiastic Dobby.

[hermionegreen]

yes, I can see that . . . I'm still giggling btw . . . and at work no less *snicker*