五十三 [video]

[asideglance]

[The camera turns on to Japan in his police uniform, looking oh so serious! He's spent most of the day trying to resist urges and such, but he's reached a point where it's just not cutting it.]

Greetings, everyone. It has come to my attention that the rate of crime in this place is far too high! Even though this place has very little order...

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[Video]

[totallygaaay]

[Tatsumi appears. From the chest-up he doesn't appear to be wearing anything too out of the ordinary for him. Just a high-collar black jacket and a red shirt of some kind... and a cross necklace?!

As he speaks, his voice isn't loud and upbeat as it usually is, but serious and stern.]

Is that Marshall street he escaped to?

[Video]

[asideglance]

[WOW I WAS SO DELAYED SORRY. But this makes Japan pause. Tatsumi, what...

...]

I believe so.

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

Good. I should be able to catch up to him.

[And he appears to be jumping off of something... and he has a few stakes and a mallet on his belt... which is above the end of his dress? Oh wait, there are a few stakes attached to either side of his boots too. TATSUMI THE VAMPIRE SLAYER... WHO IS A VAMPIRE HIMSELF. YAY?!]

Did he just bite you or did you exchange blood with him?

[Video]

[asideglance]

E-exchange...? [Pause, what, he is not all familiar with these vampire things. And wow Tatsumi is weird like this.]

It was just a bite... I think.

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

Hmm. Have Marco-san stay with you. Tell me if you start feeling any different...

[A sadistic smirk wiggles and tugs it's way onto Tatsumi's lips.]

'Cause then I'll have to kill ya!

[Video]

[asideglance]

...

P-please do not make strange threats! I feel fine! Perfectly fine!

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

You might feel fine now, but if you start feeling lethargic tomorrow, I'll know.

It's not strange. If you become a vampire. I have to slay you.

[Eye twitch]

[Video]

[asideglance]

...

And what does Tatsumi-san do about himself?

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

[There is a pause before he sighs.]

I'll rid myself of this world when I'm finished hunting down every kind of vampire there is.

[he's VAMPIRE HUNTER T... ok, yea, that was really lame, but ALL THE WOE IS IN HIM... and it's making him sick. He hates it.]

[Video]

[asideglance]

Ah, how dramatic. It seems fitting. [Japan is less affected by this all than most... and so he gets minor amusement. Minor distress.]

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

It is dramatic. This outfit is dramatic. This necklace is dramatic.

You screaming about being bitten by a vampire is dramatic.

[Video]

[asideglance]

...I cannot help that sort of thing! He is not a vampire, though!

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

He is... just a really really bad one.

Not that it matters how good he is. I'll still hunt him down.

[Video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

BLUH BLUH VAMPIRE WORDS. AHAHAHAHA!!

Look, now we match!

[Video]

[totallygaaay]

[WHY DIDN'T YOU BITE HIM? HUH? WHY JAPAN?! JEALOUSY or something.

He'll glare at America]

No, babe. When it comes to being a vampire...

[SMIIIIRK]

I'm still better than ya.

[Running down Marshall street by following America's scent.]

[Video]

[libertyfuckyeah]

Prove it!

[ He's just running around ~LIKE A SHADOW IN THE NIGHT~ He thinks he's being all sneaky but honestly it's not hard to catch a glimpse of him every now and again. It just might be hard to keep up with his running and crazy leaping. ]