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This post is rated R16 - language may offend some readers.
I found a CD of a 'song' I made a few years ago, possibly when I discovered the speech function on my iMac. Basically I typed out an exhaustive list of swear words, insults, uncouth phrases, and bodily functions we dare not mention in public. Then I recorded my iMac’s computer speech function reciting the list and set it to a backdrop of electroclash beats (so ahead of my time). I named the track Bitchsucker. There was also a bootleg mix of it featuring the instrumental of Oops!…I Did It Again.
So, to commemorate what is without a doubt one of the filthiest songs ever recorded, here is a list of songs with naughty language:
Long Shot - Aimee Mann
'You fucked it up, you should've quit..."
Untouchable Face - Ani Difranco
"So fuck you and your untouchable face, and fuck you for existing in the first place."
Professional Widow - Tori Amos
"Slag pit, stag shit, honey bring it close to my lips..."
"Starfucker - just like your daddy..."
"Give me love, peace, and a hard cock."
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
"I want to fuck you like an animal, I want feel you from the inside."
Mutual - Imogen Heap
"if I was your dog I would shit on you."
Narcissus - Alanis Morissette
"I know you've had your butt licked by your mother."
Flower - Liz Phair
"I want to be your blowjob queen."
Fuck and Run - Liz Phair
"Just fuck and run, even when I was 17, fuck and run, even when I was 12..."
Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole - Martha Wainwright
"You bloody mother fucking asshole."
Fuck her Gently - Tenacious D
"I'm gonna fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently..."
"I think I've got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork!"
The Cop - The Knife
"I am a cop, shut up. I piss in your mouth, I shoot you in the face motherfucker."
Feel free to add your favourites.
I found a CD of a 'song' I made a few years ago, possibly when I discovered the speech function on my iMac. Basically I typed out an exhaustive list of swear words, insults, uncouth phrases, and bodily functions we dare not mention in public. Then I recorded my iMac’s computer speech function reciting the list and set it to a backdrop of electroclash beats (so ahead of my time). I named the track Bitchsucker. There was also a bootleg mix of it featuring the instrumental of Oops!…I Did It Again.
So, to commemorate what is without a doubt one of the filthiest songs ever recorded, here is a list of songs with naughty language:
Long Shot - Aimee Mann
'You fucked it up, you should've quit..."
Untouchable Face - Ani Difranco
"So fuck you and your untouchable face, and fuck you for existing in the first place."
Professional Widow - Tori Amos
"Slag pit, stag shit, honey bring it close to my lips..."
"Starfucker - just like your daddy..."
"Give me love, peace, and a hard cock."
Closer - Nine Inch Nails
"I want to fuck you like an animal, I want feel you from the inside."
Mutual - Imogen Heap
"if I was your dog I would shit on you."
Narcissus - Alanis Morissette
"I know you've had your butt licked by your mother."
Flower - Liz Phair
"I want to be your blowjob queen."
Fuck and Run - Liz Phair
"Just fuck and run, even when I was 17, fuck and run, even when I was 12..."
Bloody Mother Fucking Asshole - Martha Wainwright
"You bloody mother fucking asshole."
Fuck her Gently - Tenacious D
"I'm gonna fuck you softly, I'm gonna screw you gently..."
"I think I've got something in my teeth, could you get it out for me? That's fucking teamwork!"
The Cop - The Knife
"I am a cop, shut up. I piss in your mouth, I shoot you in the face motherfucker."
Feel free to add your favourites.