stupidity is directly proportional to music volume + alcohol ingested

[asianredneck]

Setting: past Friday night @ Club Ice for Hybrid, a progressive house/breakbeat DJ team out of Britain
Condition: Very loud breakbeat portion of the set
State of persons involved: Slighty buzzed on alkeyhol

Deepa and Mark: Check out that girl's boobs!!
Kim: Oh whatever. I could buy them if I wanted. heh
Mark: What!??!
Kim: They're clearly fake.
Mark: No!! BOOTS not boobs!!
Kim: Oh!! Yeah they do suck. :P