Ducky
TITLE: Ducky
AUTHOR: Asianmusiclove
PAIRING: Yoosu
GENRE: Fluff/ humor
RATING: pg
Summary: Junsu turns into a duck
Yoochun slipped into the room where Junsu was sleeping. He leaned over Junsu's body, checking if he was really asleep. Once he was sure Junsu wouldn't suddenly jump up and ruin his plans, he reached into his bag and pulled out one of the two sets of rope the packed for tonight. Gently moving Junsu's body so he was laying on his back, Yoochun fastened Junsu's wrists to the bedpost effectively preventing him from pushing him away should he happen to wake up. Yuchun pulled the other rope and tied junsu's legs to the bed for good measure. Once he was done, he pulled various different items out of his bag: a permanent marker, feathers, a plastic duckbill that quacked whenever any air went through it,and a bottle of molasses that took him over four hours and searching in over eight different stores to find. Yoochun smiled with glee as he uncapped the permanent marker. Junsu decided to play a practical joke on him during an interview yesterday, and finally he was going to have his revenge. Yoochun started drawing on Junsu's face quickly, hoping to cover every inch of his face with permanent marker that would be nearly impossible to rub off. He stepped back to look at his work, when he suddenly had an epiphany; why stop at Junsu's face? Why not draw on his chest too? An evil smile crept up on Yoochun's face and before he knew it, he had pushed up junsu's shirt and started drawing all over his chest. Yuchun drew pictures of the sun (whoever guesses where correctly gets a free Junsu!), the other members of DBSK, a cat, flowers, Heechul in a dress, and more. When he was done, he opened the bottle of molasses ( heated a little bit so it wasn't too cold) and poured it on Junsu's chest, legs and even in his hair. The finishing touch was Yoochun covering Junsu in white feathers and attaching the duckbill over Junsu's mouth. With his masterpiece finished, Yoochun slipped out of the room and went to bed.
The next morning.....
" Quack! Quackkkkk!"
''What the hell is that?" Yunho grumbled obviously not awake enough yet.
"QUUUUUAAAACKKKK!!!"
"I think it's coming from that room" Jaejoong said, pointing in the direction of Junsu's room.
Everyone walked towards the sound, which got louder with each step they took. When Yunho opened the door, they were greeted by the sight of a tied up Junsu covered looking more like a tattooed duck than the baritenor they knew.
Changmin, obviously, was the first person to start laughing uncontrollably, followed by Yunho, Jaejoong, and Yoochun.
Changmin, who at this point was rolling around on the floor nearly howling with laughter, managed to regain a little of his composure.
" So who's the genius that pulled this one off?" Changmin asked between laughs.
Jaejoong and Yunho looked back at Changmin with confusion written all over their faces. " Wait, so it wasn't you Changmin?" Jaejoong asked, looking more than a little surprised.
"Nope, I went to bed before everyone else remember?" Changmin said.
"Wait" Yunho started, " If it isn't you, and I know it wasn't Jae or me, then it had to be..."
Everyone suddenly turned to look at Yoochun.
Yoochun smiled. " Yep it was me" he admitted.
Junsu started screaming at Yoochun; unfortunately his screams only came out as loud quacks which sent everyone back into a fit of giggles.
Yunho untied Junsu which allowed him to go wash the molasses and feathers away, but when he came out of the shower shirtless, everyone got an eyeful of the many different drawings Yoochun decorated Junsu's body with.
Changmin's eyes widened. "Hyung, is that a picture of Heechul in a dress?"
Everyone turned to look, and then immediately got another good laugh for the day.
As Junsu's luck (or lack of) would have it, Jaejoong took a picture of the drawing of Heechul and sent it to him sending the Suju boys into a fit of laughter.
........................ it took a week for Junsu to scrub off the marker and a month for the teasing to subside.
Yoochun's smile never left his face the entire time.
AUTHOR: Asianmusiclove
PAIRING: Yoosu
GENRE: Fluff/ humor
RATING: pg
Summary: Junsu turns into a duck
Yoochun slipped into the room where Junsu was sleeping. He leaned over Junsu's body, checking if he was really asleep. Once he was sure Junsu wouldn't suddenly jump up and ruin his plans, he reached into his bag and pulled out one of the two sets of rope the packed for tonight. Gently moving Junsu's body so he was laying on his back, Yoochun fastened Junsu's wrists to the bedpost effectively preventing him from pushing him away should he happen to wake up. Yuchun pulled the other rope and tied junsu's legs to the bed for good measure. Once he was done, he pulled various different items out of his bag: a permanent marker, feathers, a plastic duckbill that quacked whenever any air went through it,and a bottle of molasses that took him over four hours and searching in over eight different stores to find. Yoochun smiled with glee as he uncapped the permanent marker. Junsu decided to play a practical joke on him during an interview yesterday, and finally he was going to have his revenge. Yoochun started drawing on Junsu's face quickly, hoping to cover every inch of his face with permanent marker that would be nearly impossible to rub off. He stepped back to look at his work, when he suddenly had an epiphany; why stop at Junsu's face? Why not draw on his chest too? An evil smile crept up on Yoochun's face and before he knew it, he had pushed up junsu's shirt and started drawing all over his chest. Yuchun drew pictures of the sun (whoever guesses where correctly gets a free Junsu!), the other members of DBSK, a cat, flowers, Heechul in a dress, and more. When he was done, he opened the bottle of molasses ( heated a little bit so it wasn't too cold) and poured it on Junsu's chest, legs and even in his hair. The finishing touch was Yoochun covering Junsu in white feathers and attaching the duckbill over Junsu's mouth. With his masterpiece finished, Yoochun slipped out of the room and went to bed.
The next morning.....
" Quack! Quackkkkk!"
''What the hell is that?" Yunho grumbled obviously not awake enough yet.
"QUUUUUAAAACKKKK!!!"
"I think it's coming from that room" Jaejoong said, pointing in the direction of Junsu's room.
Everyone walked towards the sound, which got louder with each step they took. When Yunho opened the door, they were greeted by the sight of a tied up Junsu covered looking more like a tattooed duck than the baritenor they knew.
Changmin, obviously, was the first person to start laughing uncontrollably, followed by Yunho, Jaejoong, and Yoochun.
Changmin, who at this point was rolling around on the floor nearly howling with laughter, managed to regain a little of his composure.
" So who's the genius that pulled this one off?" Changmin asked between laughs.
Jaejoong and Yunho looked back at Changmin with confusion written all over their faces. " Wait, so it wasn't you Changmin?" Jaejoong asked, looking more than a little surprised.
"Nope, I went to bed before everyone else remember?" Changmin said.
"Wait" Yunho started, " If it isn't you, and I know it wasn't Jae or me, then it had to be..."
Everyone suddenly turned to look at Yoochun.
Yoochun smiled. " Yep it was me" he admitted.
Junsu started screaming at Yoochun; unfortunately his screams only came out as loud quacks which sent everyone back into a fit of giggles.
Yunho untied Junsu which allowed him to go wash the molasses and feathers away, but when he came out of the shower shirtless, everyone got an eyeful of the many different drawings Yoochun decorated Junsu's body with.
Changmin's eyes widened. "Hyung, is that a picture of Heechul in a dress?"
Everyone turned to look, and then immediately got another good laugh for the day.
As Junsu's luck (or lack of) would have it, Jaejoong took a picture of the drawing of Heechul and sent it to him sending the Suju boys into a fit of laughter.
........................ it took a week for Junsu to scrub off the marker and a month for the teasing to subside.
Yoochun's smile never left his face the entire time.