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It's like I'm always naughty.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday jwwetzel and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I turned son_maximum in for littering (3 points). Last Thursday I gave my_name_is_mike a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I bought porn for pifactorial (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-53 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
asianmochi
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I farted in an elevator (-6 points). Last Tuesday jwwetzel and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I turned son_maximum in for littering (3 points). Last Thursday I gave my_name_is_mike a Dutch Oven (-10 points). In May I bought porn for pifactorial (10 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-53 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!
Sincerely,
asianmochi