Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In May I gave
lizfordictator a kidney (1000 points). In November
ryestar and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In September I had a shoot-out with rival gang lords on the 5 near LA (-76 points). Last month on a flight to Colorado Springs, I stole the emergency flight information card (-40 points). In February I bought porn for
steveatnyu (-10 points).
Overall, I've been nice (824 points). For Christmas I deserve an Easy-Bake Oven!
Sincerely,
asianjewgirl