true story!...really!

[asiangigolo]

There was once a young man by the name of briAN

And he really needed a job

So he went down to the local liquor store

But instead met someone truly macabre

She went by the name of megan wood

And would not move from the spot where she stood

So brian couldn’t get to the front of the line

But he hit her on the head and he did not whine

So she reach down in her purse and pulled out some mace

And sprayed him in the eyes then spit on his face

By the end of the day brian crawled back home

Happy to be jobless and very alone

Moral of story: Megan is an evil bitch…………just kidding megan