Any/Any - Lame pickup lines
I want the worst, most awkward, lamest pick-up lines you anons can come up with.
Just some examples:
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
“You be my McDonalds, I’ll be your Burger King. We’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.”
“I’m going to treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on my desk and do you all night long.”
“I’m lost, take me home with you?”
No need to go with these, they’re merely there for show. Go with whatever you can think of and fits the situation/characters.
Either AU or them as nations is fine.
Bonus1: Pick-up lines which fit the character’s personality or country.
Bonus2: The one who’s being hit on thinks it’s either adorable or hilarious.
Request Link: here
Fill: Cat Speak (Greece/Japan)
Status: complete
Just some examples:
“I lost my number. Can I have yours?”
“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”
“You be my McDonalds, I’ll be your Burger King. We’ll have it my way and you’ll be loving it.”
“I’m going to treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on my desk and do you all night long.”
“I’m lost, take me home with you?”
No need to go with these, they’re merely there for show. Go with whatever you can think of and fits the situation/characters.
Either AU or them as nations is fine.
Bonus1: Pick-up lines which fit the character’s personality or country.
Bonus2: The one who’s being hit on thinks it’s either adorable or hilarious.
Request Link: here
Fill: Cat Speak (Greece/Japan)
Status: complete