me me me
Okay. Yo. I'm beyond bored right now. So, as the fabulous friends that you are, it's your job to entertain me.
Tell me a story. About me. Make it up. Keep in mind that I'm a crazy bitch. Or you can just tell a good drunk story about me and to those that don't know me in that sense, it will seem ficticious. Because surely, if anyone has gone through the insanity that I've been through...they'd be dead.
So yeah. Me. Attention. Now. In the form of a fond, inebriated memory of me or an outrageous, um, (pseudo)-memory of me.
Go. Do it. Please. Before I die.
Tell me a story. About me. Make it up. Keep in mind that I'm a crazy bitch. Or you can just tell a good drunk story about me and to those that don't know me in that sense, it will seem ficticious. Because surely, if anyone has gone through the insanity that I've been through...they'd be dead.
So yeah. Me. Attention. Now. In the form of a fond, inebriated memory of me or an outrageous, um, (pseudo)-memory of me.
Go. Do it. Please. Before I die.