Lolwut
So it's slow at work, and I checked my email and saw the latest nonsensenyc events list pop up. I saw an event called "The Second Annual Pan-Asian Party", and I thought it would be cool because it seemed like it would be fun year of the Tiger-type stuff. And this is what I read:
BangOn!NYC and Shindig! present:
The Second Annual Pan-Asian Party
Hello shameless people. BangOn!NYC is teaming up with Shindig! to bring you another unforgettable party: four DJs, two bands, and a smorgasbord of underground performers are taking over the Living Theatre on Clinton Street for a dance party.
We've got a 60-foot long Dragon, Cirque du Soleil style aerial performers, sexy fire performers, and a monkey swing. It would bring us great honor to offer for your aural enjoyment live performances by Noyesno and 33hz, DJs Amazing Baby (Will Roan), Franco V, 33hz (Brian Isaacs), Curly and Cashbar, and a Japanese commercial DJ set by DJBH.
Also behold the strange and wonderful presence of Ng Chong’s sexy Ping-Pong show, very dangerous flying kung-fu ninjas, a Japanese Pee Ceremony, and a Special Appearance by Our Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il. And ... in person: The Chinese Economic Bubble. Also have your dirty laundry cleaned courtesy of Happy Kat Laundromat. It is Year of Tiger, so dress as so. Used panties prize for best costumes.
Check out the website. Ughhhhhhh.
This is why I hate hipsters. FUCK YOU.
Edit:
If you feel like telling them that they are idiots, go to their contact page and write them a note or two. I really wish I could macro-spam them but it doesn't allow that :(
BangOn!NYC and Shindig! present:
The Second Annual Pan-Asian Party
Hello shameless people. BangOn!NYC is teaming up with Shindig! to bring you another unforgettable party: four DJs, two bands, and a smorgasbord of underground performers are taking over the Living Theatre on Clinton Street for a dance party.
We've got a 60-foot long Dragon, Cirque du Soleil style aerial performers, sexy fire performers, and a monkey swing. It would bring us great honor to offer for your aural enjoyment live performances by Noyesno and 33hz, DJs Amazing Baby (Will Roan), Franco V, 33hz (Brian Isaacs), Curly and Cashbar, and a Japanese commercial DJ set by DJBH.
Also behold the strange and wonderful presence of Ng Chong’s sexy Ping-Pong show, very dangerous flying kung-fu ninjas, a Japanese Pee Ceremony, and a Special Appearance by Our Dear Leader Kim Jong-Il. And ... in person: The Chinese Economic Bubble. Also have your dirty laundry cleaned courtesy of Happy Kat Laundromat. It is Year of Tiger, so dress as so. Used panties prize for best costumes.
Check out the website. Ughhhhhhh.
This is why I hate hipsters. FUCK YOU.
Edit:
If you feel like telling them that they are idiots, go to their contact page and write them a note or two. I really wish I could macro-spam them but it doesn't allow that :(