odd questions
1. When you looked at yourself in the mirror today, what was the first thing you thought?
"do i look like i just slept for twelve hours?"
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
how in the hell should i know?
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
whore
4. Favorite planet?
saturn. i was saturn in a school play in the third grade. my friends and i asked the girl who was playing the role of uranus if she had, indeed, seen uranus, and her timeless response was "yes, i'm uranus...". a dollar to the person who can remember who the girl who played uranus was.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
it was probably a telemarketer, the number is a 702 area code
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
"here comes yr man" by the pixies
7. What kind of shirt do you have on?
it's brown and has black hair all over it...oh wait, i'm not wearing a shirt.
8. What do you "label" yourself?
manic
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
again, no shoes on right now. lots of insect bites on my feet and ankles, and they suck.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
depends on what's happening in this room, eh? if it's bright, though, and there's unnatural lighting, it should be decentralized.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
i'm wondering exactly how jeff fogal acts in real life, seeing as how i haven't really physically interacted with him since elementary school
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
this is a fucking dumb question.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
getting brutally beaten repeatedly in a few games of "magic" at the bar.
14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
"adams' soul food 14th and buchanan"
15. Where is your letter box?
stage right of my front door
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"sluts!", used as an exclamation of frustration rather than a noun.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
i believe it was my sister, the youngest of the three, while she drunk-dialed me as i was hanging out in front of the children's hospital
18. Last furry thing you touched?
my upper torso, itching some insect bites
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
oh dear...are we talking about physical amount? different variety? i haven't been smoking as much as i used to, but over the past three days i've gone through about 3 packs of cigarettes and about two grams of ganja.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
rolls are a thing of the past! everyone's gone digital, son.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
17-20 was a golden time for me, as was 10-13ish
22. Your worst enemy?
alan schaerges, my ex-landlord
23. What is your current desktop picture?
a horizon picture of oxford on a hazy day, with some telephone poles, and the words "show me the world as i'd love to see it" superimposed in the sky, and the words "there was nothing to fear, nothing to doubt" on the horizon line.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"i'm down, i just got twelve hours of sleep, and i feel great."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
i wanna fly. more than anything.
26. Do you like someone?
all the time.
27. The last song you listened to?
"venus as a boy" by bjork
28. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
i'd probably push him down to the ground
29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
alan schaerges, my ex-landlord
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
a pillow and my laptop charger
"do i look like i just slept for twelve hours?"
2. When is the next time you will have sex?
how in the hell should i know?
3. What's a word that rhymes with "DOOR"?
whore
4. Favorite planet?
saturn. i was saturn in a school play in the third grade. my friends and i asked the girl who was playing the role of uranus if she had, indeed, seen uranus, and her timeless response was "yes, i'm uranus...". a dollar to the person who can remember who the girl who played uranus was.
5. Who is the 4th person on your missed call list on your mobile?
it was probably a telemarketer, the number is a 702 area code
6. What is your favorite ring on your phone?
"here comes yr man" by the pixies
7. What kind of shirt do you have on?
it's brown and has black hair all over it...oh wait, i'm not wearing a shirt.
8. What do you "label" yourself?
manic
9. Name the brand of shoes you're currently wearing?
again, no shoes on right now. lots of insect bites on my feet and ankles, and they suck.
10. Bright or Dark Room?
depends on what's happening in this room, eh? if it's bright, though, and there's unnatural lighting, it should be decentralized.
11. What do you think about the person who took this survey before you?
i'm wondering exactly how jeff fogal acts in real life, seeing as how i haven't really physically interacted with him since elementary school
12. If you're alone in a room with two beds, which one do you sleep on?
this is a fucking dumb question.
13. What were you doing at midnight last night?
getting brutally beaten repeatedly in a few games of "magic" at the bar.
14. What did your last text message say that you received on your mobile?
"adams' soul food 14th and buchanan"
15. Where is your letter box?
stage right of my front door
16. What's a word that you say a lot?
"sluts!", used as an exclamation of frustration rather than a noun.
17. Who told you he/she loved you last?
i believe it was my sister, the youngest of the three, while she drunk-dialed me as i was hanging out in front of the children's hospital
18. Last furry thing you touched?
my upper torso, itching some insect bites
19. How many drugs have you done in the last three days?
oh dear...are we talking about physical amount? different variety? i haven't been smoking as much as i used to, but over the past three days i've gone through about 3 packs of cigarettes and about two grams of ganja.
20. How many rolls of film do you need to get developed?
rolls are a thing of the past! everyone's gone digital, son.
21. Favorite age you have been so far?
17-20 was a golden time for me, as was 10-13ish
22. Your worst enemy?
alan schaerges, my ex-landlord
23. What is your current desktop picture?
a horizon picture of oxford on a hazy day, with some telephone poles, and the words "show me the world as i'd love to see it" superimposed in the sky, and the words "there was nothing to fear, nothing to doubt" on the horizon line.
24. What was the last thing you said to someone?
"i'm down, i just got twelve hours of sleep, and i feel great."
25. If you had to choose between a million bucks or to be able to fly, which would you take?
i wanna fly. more than anything.
26. Do you like someone?
all the time.
27. The last song you listened to?
"venus as a boy" by bjork
28. If the last person you spoke to was being shot at, would you jump in front of the bullet?
i'd probably push him down to the ground
29. If you could punch one person in the face who would it be?
alan schaerges, my ex-landlord
30. What is the closest object to your left foot?
a pillow and my laptop charger