Dead at the age of 5.

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Chest hair dead at the age of five. He was a good hair. Loyal, trustworthy and reliable. He leaves behind his week old twins, so young that they were never even given names. I will miss him and the great times we've had. The vacations, the bathroom breaks, even working together. A memorial service will be held this weekend at a private location.

I would give him a proper burial but he could have fallen off anywhere.

Goodbye my friend.