Feb 05, 2005 16:00
YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM TEXAS WHEN...
I'm going to try to assign a certain person to each one. (it might not have anything to do with you) When i can't think of anyone, i'm just going to put chris labrie..
1.You know someone who ate the 72 oz steak and got it for free. mings?
2.You attend a formal event in your best clothes, your finest jewelry, and your Cowboy Boots. Masae
3.You can write a check at Dairy Queen for 2 Hungr-Busters and fries. mary (replace with sonic and credit card)
4.You dress up to go shopping at the mall. me?
5.You've hung ornaments and tinsel on a tumbleweed and used it as a Christmas tree. chris labrie
6.You're disappointed when a food doesn't come in spicy flavor. erin
7.You know from experience that rattlesnake meat tastes like chicken. brad
8.You can tell a rock from an armadillo at 300 yards. andrew-because it's his birthday.
9.You know what a 'Cowboy Cadillac' is. Eli?
10.You have both a dog and a brother-in-law named Bud. chris labrie. But, abby's dad's name is Dub, which is bud backwards..
11. You watch the movie Urban Cowboy and laugh at the phony Texan accents. chuck (i don't really know him, but he became very texan in the last month or so, and i can just imagine him sitting alone in a room laughing at texan accents...)
12. You choose a brand of Mexican salsa with the same care that another might use to select a bottle of fine wine. um raul?
13. You think that the 4 basic food groups are nachos, bar-b-que, fajitas, and Copenhagen. chris metter?
14. You refer to the Dallas Cowboys as "God's favorite football team". mr.howk...
15. You don't consider people from Austin to be real Texans. elise
16. Your Pastor wears boots. eric koepp.pastor.period.
17. There is no such thing as a "secret" sin. all of keystone
18. The Blue Book value on your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it. hmm who has a truck? um, ali
oh yeah. i'm grounded. wtf?