Oh what fun it is to attempt to recall the shit that happened two days ago.
Sunday.
So Ashley and I figured out that wherever Rick dissapeared to, he wasn't coming back anytime soon and even if he did it wouldn't be with his truck so we made other plans. It was decided I would take a train into boston and then grab the orange line and meet Ashley in Malden. So I did it. I kind of got confused when I got to Back Bay and walked this annoyingly weird traingular circle right back to where I started and got on the orange line. I waited for the train for a ridiculously long time and then I rode it to Malden station. I followed some guy off the train and while he was leaving he beat the shit out of the doors with a plastic bag. Then when he got downstairs he made this weird noise at Ashley and then we walked out of the station. We got outside and we were looking for Chris because he was supposed to meet us there. We ended up walking to the store because I was thirtsty and wanted a drink. Ten billion people managed to hit on Ashley in the time it took us to get there and back. When we got back and Chris still wasn't there we were both a little annoyed. Chris ended up calling Ashley and saying he missed the bus so we just got on the 104 and took it to Everett Square.
We got off the bus and Chris was waving his hands in the air and like beckoning us over to him as if we didn't notice him. His pants were sagged obnoxiously low. We were walking back to his house when we convinced him to buy us alcohol. I ended up dropping my iPod in the middle of the street on the way to the liquor store and it cracked some more (SAD). Well we got to the store and Chris went in to buy the booze. Ashley and I kind of stood outside and listened to this really loud spanish music that this dude was blaring. Chris came back outside and we went to Store 24 for Arizonas cause it was blazing fucking hot out. So we were walking down the street for a while and we all started talking.
Chris: Hey guys
Us: yeah
Chris: IF the Everett PoPo roll up on us this alcohol is mine. Kay?
Us (in unison): Obviously.
It was the stupidest thing ever. Me and Ashley were talking about what we were "actually" going to say to the cop. " OH THOSE ARE OUR BOTTLES OF BOOZE WE'RE JUST UNDERAGE SO WE HAD HIM BUY THEM FOR US"
Duh Chris. DUH. I can't really believe he thought we would be stupid enough to just expose ourselves for no real reason. After we walked for a little while longer Chris kind of stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and shoved one of the bags of booze in my purse. It was pretty stupid because he was trying to be all smooth with it, and ended up looking like a jackass.
So we get up like right near the house and a bunch of chris' "friends" approach us from across the street. I basically wrestled the bag of alcohol out of Chris' hand and me and Ashley went inside while the boys did all their hand shaking bullshit.
Everyone came in and I sat down next to Ashley on the couch. I was there for like five seconds when Jess came into the room and was all " Ashley come here" So I got up and she took me into the other room and started telling me all this shit Rick told her to tell me. It was pretty stupid. Then we just started talking about Rick, and talking about Chris, and eventually I went back into the living room and started to drink. I had finished two Smirnoff ices and like a quarter of my forty when we demanded Chris to go get a blunt wrap. I had like a G of Haze and when Chris got back Jess rolled it and we smoked it in the livingroom. Me Jess and Ashley decided we were hungry so we deiceded to go to Taco Bell. Ashley and I were pretty fucked up. I had the spins like a mother and I don't even think Ashley knew where she was. She kept like begging me to not let her drink anymore and I was like ..ok. On the way to Taco Bell we saw the fucking cutest little puppy thing ever. When it was coming towards us I couldn't stop laughing cause of the " huge guy with the little brown thing on a string" atleast thats what I was thinking in my head. The puppy was adorable and we were petting it forever. I feel kind of bad for the guy who owned it cause we must have been scaring him a lot. Eventually we made it to Taco Bell. I was pretty FUBAR so Jess ordered us food. I was sitting at the table talking to Ashley and getting really paranoid. I felt like everyone was staring and Ashley kept telling me that people knew we were fucked up. I was like EINFIEWF. She kept like asking me where we were and what was going on and I was like...lol except I was to get how funny that was. When she told me she almost lit a cig in Taco Bell, then I kinda laughed. So we got out food and I was eating it and it was good. Eventually it stopped being good. I started feeling HORRIBLE. I broke out in a cold sweat and my body was freaking out and I felt like I was gonna puke. I went into the bathroom and kind of sat next to the toilet and died. Some lady walked in on me when I was like half passed out and started like apologizing like crazy. I just kind of got up and ran out of the bathroom. I felt a little better so I ate some more of my food. I soon came to realize this was a really bad idea. I got up because I knew I was going to puke and some lady was walking into the bathroom. I kind of waited by the door but then I could basically feel it coming up so I booked it out of taco bell and kind of almost threw up a little on some ladys shoes before making it to the trash can. I puked in a trash can while this indian guy stared at me for like ten hours. Then I walked around Taco bell and puked under a tree. By this time I was almost positive that this lady I saw was an undercover police officer and was going to arrest me so I ran and hid in a parking lot. Ashley and Jess came out and the Indian dude told them where I was. It was kind of creepy but whatever. So I got up and we went back to Chris' apartment. I smelled like puke so I decided I needed to shower, and Ashley decided to shower with me. I got in in my dress thing cause it had puke on it and I tried to wash it off with all the shampoo in Chris' shower. I somehow managed to pull out my eyebrow ring so i took out an earing I had and put it in the hole. It was lovely drunken thinking. Ashley was dying in the tub and I was really anxious to get dressed so I was flipping out. Ashley eventually got out of the tub and we all layed down for a while. Then we went into the living room to watch a movie. Nothing really important happened after that except for the fact that We took the bus back to Malden and Ashleys mom drove us to reading. She thought I was using perfume to hide something, which I kind of was. Then she decided it didn't matter. I got dropped off at Mcdonalds and i went home and went to bed. Besides the puking thing the day was pretty nice because when I didn't feel sick, I felt pretty fucking amazing.
So Ashley and I figured out that wherever Rick dissapeared to, he wasn't coming back anytime soon and even if he did it wouldn't be with his truck so we made other plans. It was decided I would take a train into boston and then grab the orange line and meet Ashley in Malden. So I did it. I kind of got confused when I got to Back Bay and walked this annoyingly weird traingular circle right back to where I started and got on the orange line. I waited for the train for a ridiculously long time and then I rode it to Malden station. I followed some guy off the train and while he was leaving he beat the shit out of the doors with a plastic bag. Then when he got downstairs he made this weird noise at Ashley and then we walked out of the station. We got outside and we were looking for Chris because he was supposed to meet us there. We ended up walking to the store because I was thirtsty and wanted a drink. Ten billion people managed to hit on Ashley in the time it took us to get there and back. When we got back and Chris still wasn't there we were both a little annoyed. Chris ended up calling Ashley and saying he missed the bus so we just got on the 104 and took it to Everett Square.
We got off the bus and Chris was waving his hands in the air and like beckoning us over to him as if we didn't notice him. His pants were sagged obnoxiously low. We were walking back to his house when we convinced him to buy us alcohol. I ended up dropping my iPod in the middle of the street on the way to the liquor store and it cracked some more (SAD). Well we got to the store and Chris went in to buy the booze. Ashley and I kind of stood outside and listened to this really loud spanish music that this dude was blaring. Chris came back outside and we went to Store 24 for Arizonas cause it was blazing fucking hot out. So we were walking down the street for a while and we all started talking.
Chris: Hey guys
Us: yeah
Chris: IF the Everett PoPo roll up on us this alcohol is mine. Kay?
Us (in unison): Obviously.
It was the stupidest thing ever. Me and Ashley were talking about what we were "actually" going to say to the cop. " OH THOSE ARE OUR BOTTLES OF BOOZE WE'RE JUST UNDERAGE SO WE HAD HIM BUY THEM FOR US"
Duh Chris. DUH. I can't really believe he thought we would be stupid enough to just expose ourselves for no real reason. After we walked for a little while longer Chris kind of stopped in the middle of the sidewalk and shoved one of the bags of booze in my purse. It was pretty stupid because he was trying to be all smooth with it, and ended up looking like a jackass.
So we get up like right near the house and a bunch of chris' "friends" approach us from across the street. I basically wrestled the bag of alcohol out of Chris' hand and me and Ashley went inside while the boys did all their hand shaking bullshit.
Everyone came in and I sat down next to Ashley on the couch. I was there for like five seconds when Jess came into the room and was all " Ashley come here" So I got up and she took me into the other room and started telling me all this shit Rick told her to tell me. It was pretty stupid. Then we just started talking about Rick, and talking about Chris, and eventually I went back into the living room and started to drink. I had finished two Smirnoff ices and like a quarter of my forty when we demanded Chris to go get a blunt wrap. I had like a G of Haze and when Chris got back Jess rolled it and we smoked it in the livingroom. Me Jess and Ashley decided we were hungry so we deiceded to go to Taco Bell. Ashley and I were pretty fucked up. I had the spins like a mother and I don't even think Ashley knew where she was. She kept like begging me to not let her drink anymore and I was like ..ok. On the way to Taco Bell we saw the fucking cutest little puppy thing ever. When it was coming towards us I couldn't stop laughing cause of the " huge guy with the little brown thing on a string" atleast thats what I was thinking in my head. The puppy was adorable and we were petting it forever. I feel kind of bad for the guy who owned it cause we must have been scaring him a lot. Eventually we made it to Taco Bell. I was pretty FUBAR so Jess ordered us food. I was sitting at the table talking to Ashley and getting really paranoid. I felt like everyone was staring and Ashley kept telling me that people knew we were fucked up. I was like EINFIEWF. She kept like asking me where we were and what was going on and I was like...lol except I was to get how funny that was. When she told me she almost lit a cig in Taco Bell, then I kinda laughed. So we got out food and I was eating it and it was good. Eventually it stopped being good. I started feeling HORRIBLE. I broke out in a cold sweat and my body was freaking out and I felt like I was gonna puke. I went into the bathroom and kind of sat next to the toilet and died. Some lady walked in on me when I was like half passed out and started like apologizing like crazy. I just kind of got up and ran out of the bathroom. I felt a little better so I ate some more of my food. I soon came to realize this was a really bad idea. I got up because I knew I was going to puke and some lady was walking into the bathroom. I kind of waited by the door but then I could basically feel it coming up so I booked it out of taco bell and kind of almost threw up a little on some ladys shoes before making it to the trash can. I puked in a trash can while this indian guy stared at me for like ten hours. Then I walked around Taco bell and puked under a tree. By this time I was almost positive that this lady I saw was an undercover police officer and was going to arrest me so I ran and hid in a parking lot. Ashley and Jess came out and the Indian dude told them where I was. It was kind of creepy but whatever. So I got up and we went back to Chris' apartment. I smelled like puke so I decided I needed to shower, and Ashley decided to shower with me. I got in in my dress thing cause it had puke on it and I tried to wash it off with all the shampoo in Chris' shower. I somehow managed to pull out my eyebrow ring so i took out an earing I had and put it in the hole. It was lovely drunken thinking. Ashley was dying in the tub and I was really anxious to get dressed so I was flipping out. Ashley eventually got out of the tub and we all layed down for a while. Then we went into the living room to watch a movie. Nothing really important happened after that except for the fact that We took the bus back to Malden and Ashleys mom drove us to reading. She thought I was using perfume to hide something, which I kind of was. Then she decided it didn't matter. I got dropped off at Mcdonalds and i went home and went to bed. Besides the puking thing the day was pretty nice because when I didn't feel sick, I felt pretty fucking amazing.