Alright, here it goes.
I suppose I should probably start at the beginning. First I just want to say a quick THANK YOU to whatever kind of unholy entity allowed me and Ashley to pull ANYTHING that happened this weekend off. I appreciate it.
Soooo
Friday
I had the usual Friday goings on. I went to school then to Erics house with Kelly, PJ, Amber and Sharina. We got stoned and I had about threeish shorts of vodka. It was nice. I was just kind of puttering around Kellys until like idk three thirty ish? Than Kelly drove me home where my mom proceeded to FLIP THE FUCK out cause I was in a car and I was around five minutes lake. Honestly mom stfu. She bitched the whole way there cause there was three seconds of traffic but she got over it and slipped me twenty bucks which kind of saved my weekend.
I ran inside and ate this disgusting steak stuff and a salad and then called Ashley. I was still stoned and we went for a little assfuck of a walk to angryRUSSIAN DICTATOR who allows for no contact between me and Isabel. Ashley called Isabel and she came meandering out of Ryans house drunk as FUCK with Nicole. Her nose was pierced and she was telling me something that I don't remember while I kind of just lounged on the sidewalk in front of "Crispins house". Eventually Ryan got mad because Isabel was near me and they all went to "sit on Ryans roof" until Miranda came. Ashley and I went to the train station, but not before my dad called and did some random bitching. I think i bought eyeliner that day, but than i returned it because I remembered that I never buy and ALWAYS steal ALL of mmy makeup. Like that one night a million years ago Chris Kelly almost had a stroke cause I stole like a make up bag full of shit. Funny stuff. So we were waiting for this bus and there was a short person and idk we got a free bus ride. We decided to go chill with this random pedo good in bedo Chris who i like Love with all my heart. We were gonna have him come into Boston but he made some Poste like excuse about sports teams and made us go to Braintree which was actually REALLy nice of him. We went cart hopping and I took this DISGUSTING picture of asian-looking Ashley decorating her face with eyeliner she stole. Than we cart hopped to some Mexicans who apparently found us very amusing. WE took the orange line to Downtown crossing and the red line all the way to the end of the line in BraintreE. I called my dad and he yelled at me because there was these secret people who were laughing at him on the train even though there weren't Seriously WTF bill flarhety dad. He was silly and thought we were going to the Square one Mall right up until we got home. LOL HE NEVER FOUND OUT. Anyway we got to braintree and I had to pee so we ventured into the bathroom but it was FUCKING DISGUSTING. The toilet seat was like broken on the floor and there was all kinds of disgusting things everywhere. IT was ew. We went outside and seeing as this was the first time I really chill-chilledd with Chris we couldn't find him. He texted me and was all "GO FIND THE KID IN THE PARKING GARAGE STARING AT YOU" it was very kevin/scott/nastyposte of him. We got into his sexy leather car and went to the bank. Ashley and I talked and took picture until he came back. Than he went to the booze store and was all telling us his Mike Haun sob story about moving to Alabama for some coke fiend. I didn't care that much. He couldn't buy booze because he accidentally forgot he never got another mass drivers thing and they wouldn't sell to out of staters. He was all "SWEET TART" I wasn't too excited but pointblank proved me wrong. To make that whole being at his house a long story short we just laid on his bed while i got felt up for an oblivion and Ashley kind of sat there and did something. I drank A LOT and he ended up having to drive us to Reading. THIS IS WHERE IT GOT INTERESTING. We got to the set of lights before the train station and we see the train go by. Who do we see but Ashleys aunt and mother going to the station to meet the train that they think we're getting off.. Ashley is freaking out at this point and we like slide to the floor to avoid being seen. Chris BURTS(spelling mistake intentional) into gear and floors it to the train station. We basically crawl out of his car and i stumble to the sidewalk as he DRIVE AWAY. Her mom and aunt were parked legit four parking spots away and DIDN'T SEE US GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR. Her mom gave me a ride home and I peed and went to bed.
SATURDAY
This had to be my favorite day. I got in this fight with my ugly dad about not wanting to go fishing. He ended up going "WHATEVER ASHLEY DO WHATEVER YOU WANT" . He of all people should know NEVER TO FUCKING SAY THAT TO ME. I obliged and met up with Ashley to go to Braintree again. this time it was a lot earlier so we got to BRaintree and there was 9340934 people there. Very hot skank pickings. There was lots of Punks on the way there. Like not mainstream punks like the kind I dream about (lolololol) I've never seen any of them in Boston before which is weird but w.e. We saw this HIDEOUS dead rat carcass in the parking garage that we couldn't stop staring at. Chris eventually came. He was wearing another blue shirt. Thought I should mention that. I also got my iPOD that I had drunkenly left in his car without my knowledge and like cried about all night. that was a nice thing. I demanded to go to mcdonalds cause i was on my second basically straight day of a liquid/inhalant diet and i needed food not to pukke. Chris became irate and went on a rampage about how gross the food was so I settled on Burger King cause it was closer. He had no problem eating there which I thought was dumb because burger king and mcdonalds are basically mutant twins. I ended up just throwing money at the cashier and he was pretty jolly about it. I went in the non dirty bathroom because I didn't go pee when Ashley did this day in the DIRTY DISEASE OF BRAINTREE STATION. Burger king has clean bathrooms for a fast food joint. But whatever we all got food and left. We went to his house and stood in his kitchen and met his twenty hundred pets. Ashley claimed them all as her boyfriends and Chris showed off his fantastic dog training skills. I was like...whatever where is the alcohol. He got it and made more sweet tart. Ok so if you have never had this...you're life is pointless and you should just go kill yourself. It's a liter of sunkist orange soda and two packets of grape and two packets of cherry koolaid mixed with three shots of 190 Proof Ethanol grain booze. It's like 394394 percent distilled. You wouldn't think three shots in a liter of mixed drink is a lot..but you would be wrong. I drank like...almost all of it that night, and i could have stopped after like three swigs because i got FUCKED UP AND DOWN AND LEFT AND RIGHT out of my fucking mind. Anyway we all went in his room and started drinking. I was on my second swig and very buzzed and I called my dad to check in. All is fine and good until he calls back "ASHLEY ITS PREETTY QUIET FOR YOU TO BE IN HARVARD SQUARE GO NEAR SOME PEOPLE SO I CAN HEAR SOME STREET NOISE YOU LIAR" I was like....shittfuck. I hung up on him because I was dying. We sat there freaking out until i demanded Chris google street noises. He did and he came upon this site called freesounds.org. We found this sound that was basically street noise and a bunch of people yelling IN SPANISH. I played it and called my dad and let him listen to the noise and he bought it. HE FUCKING BOUGHT IT. OMFG. IT was the best thing that ever fucking happened to me in my entire life. The rest of the night is partially blurred out because i was getting pretty wrecked. I made out with Chris which is normal. I made out with Ashley which was funny. I ended up giving her a hickey for reason I don't remember that we later blamed on Poste. I kind of took part in this odd threesome, which was cut short because I was being too "loud" Seriously wtf it was good. Well yea I kind of went into a lot of unecessary detail but the whole thing was bombb I hope the people who get mad because " we talk about our threesomes all the time" won't get mad at us. Chris ended up giving us twenty bucks for the commuter rail and driving us to north station. I felt like a hooker. I almost fell down the stairs and we took the orange line to malden. We missed the commuter rail and got free pizza waiting for the next one to come. Ashley and I got hollered at by random nobodies and I kicked pizza down the street. We got lost somehow on this street we ALWAYS walk down and I like fell down three steps and passed out on my ballon animal hat i had required somewhere on this journey. Ashley like didn't come over ever but I eventually got up and we went to the train station. We were attacked bu this hobo who insisted that he give us directions to oak grove and than ashleys mom showed up and brought us home.
We did a lot of Poste bashing that night. He's a pretty big cunt who thinks he has the physic ability of knowing what clothes ashley is wearing. too bad he doesn't. He's dating that rodent from spongebob now and i hope he chokes on the acorns she holds in her fat ass cheeks.
Sunday
Today I just basically got high with PJ Becca Kelly Amber and Eric again and then came home and ate chink food.
I'm hoping i can get permission to go back to reading so i can go to braintree with ashley again.
that's going to be our new favorite spot. even though i still have NO IDEA WHERE IT IS. it's one the redline and near the four quincys, that is all i know.
Soooo
Friday
I had the usual Friday goings on. I went to school then to Erics house with Kelly, PJ, Amber and Sharina. We got stoned and I had about threeish shorts of vodka. It was nice. I was just kind of puttering around Kellys until like idk three thirty ish? Than Kelly drove me home where my mom proceeded to FLIP THE FUCK out cause I was in a car and I was around five minutes lake. Honestly mom stfu. She bitched the whole way there cause there was three seconds of traffic but she got over it and slipped me twenty bucks which kind of saved my weekend.
I ran inside and ate this disgusting steak stuff and a salad and then called Ashley. I was still stoned and we went for a little assfuck of a walk to angryRUSSIAN DICTATOR who allows for no contact between me and Isabel. Ashley called Isabel and she came meandering out of Ryans house drunk as FUCK with Nicole. Her nose was pierced and she was telling me something that I don't remember while I kind of just lounged on the sidewalk in front of "Crispins house". Eventually Ryan got mad because Isabel was near me and they all went to "sit on Ryans roof" until Miranda came. Ashley and I went to the train station, but not before my dad called and did some random bitching. I think i bought eyeliner that day, but than i returned it because I remembered that I never buy and ALWAYS steal ALL of mmy makeup. Like that one night a million years ago Chris Kelly almost had a stroke cause I stole like a make up bag full of shit. Funny stuff. So we were waiting for this bus and there was a short person and idk we got a free bus ride. We decided to go chill with this random pedo good in bedo Chris who i like Love with all my heart. We were gonna have him come into Boston but he made some Poste like excuse about sports teams and made us go to Braintree which was actually REALLy nice of him. We went cart hopping and I took this DISGUSTING picture of asian-looking Ashley decorating her face with eyeliner she stole. Than we cart hopped to some Mexicans who apparently found us very amusing. WE took the orange line to Downtown crossing and the red line all the way to the end of the line in BraintreE. I called my dad and he yelled at me because there was these secret people who were laughing at him on the train even though there weren't Seriously WTF bill flarhety dad. He was silly and thought we were going to the Square one Mall right up until we got home. LOL HE NEVER FOUND OUT. Anyway we got to braintree and I had to pee so we ventured into the bathroom but it was FUCKING DISGUSTING. The toilet seat was like broken on the floor and there was all kinds of disgusting things everywhere. IT was ew. We went outside and seeing as this was the first time I really chill-chilledd with Chris we couldn't find him. He texted me and was all "GO FIND THE KID IN THE PARKING GARAGE STARING AT YOU" it was very kevin/scott/nastyposte of him. We got into his sexy leather car and went to the bank. Ashley and I talked and took picture until he came back. Than he went to the booze store and was all telling us his Mike Haun sob story about moving to Alabama for some coke fiend. I didn't care that much. He couldn't buy booze because he accidentally forgot he never got another mass drivers thing and they wouldn't sell to out of staters. He was all "SWEET TART" I wasn't too excited but pointblank proved me wrong. To make that whole being at his house a long story short we just laid on his bed while i got felt up for an oblivion and Ashley kind of sat there and did something. I drank A LOT and he ended up having to drive us to Reading. THIS IS WHERE IT GOT INTERESTING. We got to the set of lights before the train station and we see the train go by. Who do we see but Ashleys aunt and mother going to the station to meet the train that they think we're getting off.. Ashley is freaking out at this point and we like slide to the floor to avoid being seen. Chris BURTS(spelling mistake intentional) into gear and floors it to the train station. We basically crawl out of his car and i stumble to the sidewalk as he DRIVE AWAY. Her mom and aunt were parked legit four parking spots away and DIDN'T SEE US GET OUT OF THE FUCKING CAR. Her mom gave me a ride home and I peed and went to bed.
SATURDAY
This had to be my favorite day. I got in this fight with my ugly dad about not wanting to go fishing. He ended up going "WHATEVER ASHLEY DO WHATEVER YOU WANT" . He of all people should know NEVER TO FUCKING SAY THAT TO ME. I obliged and met up with Ashley to go to Braintree again. this time it was a lot earlier so we got to BRaintree and there was 9340934 people there. Very hot skank pickings. There was lots of Punks on the way there. Like not mainstream punks like the kind I dream about (lolololol) I've never seen any of them in Boston before which is weird but w.e. We saw this HIDEOUS dead rat carcass in the parking garage that we couldn't stop staring at. Chris eventually came. He was wearing another blue shirt. Thought I should mention that. I also got my iPOD that I had drunkenly left in his car without my knowledge and like cried about all night. that was a nice thing. I demanded to go to mcdonalds cause i was on my second basically straight day of a liquid/inhalant diet and i needed food not to pukke. Chris became irate and went on a rampage about how gross the food was so I settled on Burger King cause it was closer. He had no problem eating there which I thought was dumb because burger king and mcdonalds are basically mutant twins. I ended up just throwing money at the cashier and he was pretty jolly about it. I went in the non dirty bathroom because I didn't go pee when Ashley did this day in the DIRTY DISEASE OF BRAINTREE STATION. Burger king has clean bathrooms for a fast food joint. But whatever we all got food and left. We went to his house and stood in his kitchen and met his twenty hundred pets. Ashley claimed them all as her boyfriends and Chris showed off his fantastic dog training skills. I was like...whatever where is the alcohol. He got it and made more sweet tart. Ok so if you have never had this...you're life is pointless and you should just go kill yourself. It's a liter of sunkist orange soda and two packets of grape and two packets of cherry koolaid mixed with three shots of 190 Proof Ethanol grain booze. It's like 394394 percent distilled. You wouldn't think three shots in a liter of mixed drink is a lot..but you would be wrong. I drank like...almost all of it that night, and i could have stopped after like three swigs because i got FUCKED UP AND DOWN AND LEFT AND RIGHT out of my fucking mind. Anyway we all went in his room and started drinking. I was on my second swig and very buzzed and I called my dad to check in. All is fine and good until he calls back "ASHLEY ITS PREETTY QUIET FOR YOU TO BE IN HARVARD SQUARE GO NEAR SOME PEOPLE SO I CAN HEAR SOME STREET NOISE YOU LIAR" I was like....shittfuck. I hung up on him because I was dying. We sat there freaking out until i demanded Chris google street noises. He did and he came upon this site called freesounds.org. We found this sound that was basically street noise and a bunch of people yelling IN SPANISH. I played it and called my dad and let him listen to the noise and he bought it. HE FUCKING BOUGHT IT. OMFG. IT was the best thing that ever fucking happened to me in my entire life. The rest of the night is partially blurred out because i was getting pretty wrecked. I made out with Chris which is normal. I made out with Ashley which was funny. I ended up giving her a hickey for reason I don't remember that we later blamed on Poste. I kind of took part in this odd threesome, which was cut short because I was being too "loud" Seriously wtf it was good. Well yea I kind of went into a lot of unecessary detail but the whole thing was bombb I hope the people who get mad because " we talk about our threesomes all the time" won't get mad at us. Chris ended up giving us twenty bucks for the commuter rail and driving us to north station. I felt like a hooker. I almost fell down the stairs and we took the orange line to malden. We missed the commuter rail and got free pizza waiting for the next one to come. Ashley and I got hollered at by random nobodies and I kicked pizza down the street. We got lost somehow on this street we ALWAYS walk down and I like fell down three steps and passed out on my ballon animal hat i had required somewhere on this journey. Ashley like didn't come over ever but I eventually got up and we went to the train station. We were attacked bu this hobo who insisted that he give us directions to oak grove and than ashleys mom showed up and brought us home.
We did a lot of Poste bashing that night. He's a pretty big cunt who thinks he has the physic ability of knowing what clothes ashley is wearing. too bad he doesn't. He's dating that rodent from spongebob now and i hope he chokes on the acorns she holds in her fat ass cheeks.
Sunday
Today I just basically got high with PJ Becca Kelly Amber and Eric again and then came home and ate chink food.
I'm hoping i can get permission to go back to reading so i can go to braintree with ashley again.
that's going to be our new favorite spot. even though i still have NO IDEA WHERE IT IS. it's one the redline and near the four quincys, that is all i know.