Pick-up lines for my friends
To pick Klink up: "Do you have a map? 'Cause honey - I just keep gettin' lost in your eyes."
Jessica: Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
Amie: You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Don: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Gary: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Adam: (Amie's friend) If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
tayce: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Pam: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
Any other's ya wanna check out? Check it out here
haha good for a chuckle.
Jessica: Do you believe in love at first sight... or should I walk by again?
Amie: You know - I ain't this tall. I'm just sitting on my wallet.
Don: If I flip a coin what do you reckon my chances are of getting head?
Gary: Hi will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap hotel room across the street.
Adam: (Amie's friend) If I were to ask you for sex... would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?
tayce: You are like a candy bar: half sweet and half nuts.
Pam: If I could rearrange the alphabet... I'd put you between F and CK
Any other's ya wanna check out? Check it out here
haha good for a chuckle.