I AM SO FUCKING PISSED OFF RIGHT NOW!!! SOME ASSHOLE TOTALLY PUT DOWN MY ONLY FANFIC ON FANFICTION.NET!!!!! So, of course, i gave him a piece of my mind!
WARNING: Contains constant use of the "F" word.
His Comment: Dear god, not only is it a horrible attempt at humor, it's a horrible attempt at fic writing. It's not funny, it's not canon, and it sure as hell isn't a good fic. Please refrain from writing this childish garbage, since that's exactly what it is.
This is the e-mail i sent to him:
WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PROBLEM, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE?! YOU HAVE NO FUCKING RIGHT TO FLAME ANYONE'S FANFIC!!!! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF SOME GODS DAMNED FUCKING BASTARD INSULTED SOMETHING YOU TOOK FUCKING HOURS TO MAKE!? YOU WOULDN'T LIKE THAT, WOULD YOU, YOU GODS DAMNED SORRY EXCUSE FOR A FUCKING HUMAN BEING! I KNOW FOR A FACT THAT YOU NEED TO LEARN HOW TO FUCKING BE A LITTLE MORE CONSIDERATE OF OTHERS!!! YOU CAN'T DO ANY BETTER, ASSHOLE. YOU HAVE NO STORIES SUBMITTED AND ALL YOU FUCKING DO IS PUT DOWN OTHER PEOPLES' WORK!!!!! YOU SHOULD TRY WRITING!!!!!!! IT'S NOT AS EASY AS FUCKING CRITCIZING EVERYONE ELSE'S HARD WORK!! I HOPE YOU DIE A SLOW, HORRBLE, BLOODY DEATH AND BURN IN THE DEEPEST PITS OF HELL!!!!! IF I EVER CATCH YOU FLAMING ANYONE ELSE'S FICS AGAIN, I'LL FUCKING KILL YOU MYSELF TO ENSURE YOU DIE AS YOU DAMN WELL SHOULD!!!! YOU DO NOT ANY FUCKING RIGHT TO INSULT PEOPLE FOR CHILDISH HUMOR!!!! LAST TIME I CHECKED, YOU WERE A FUCKING KID ONCE, TOO, AND YOU ENJOYED THIS KIND OF STUFF!!!! ALL KIDS ENJOY THIS!!!! I'D RATHER HAVE PEOPLE HATE MY CHILDISH HUMOR THAN HAVE THEM LOVE MY WORK THAT IS FUCKING BORING AND ALDULT-ORIENTED!!!! NEVER FLAME ANYONE'S WORK LIKE YOU FLAMED MINE!!!!! AND IF MORE PEOPLE THAN A FUCKING ASSHOLE LIKE YOU HATED THIS, THE AUTHOR MAY HAVE CONSIDERED STOPPING THE STORY!!!!! BUT, UNLIKE YOU, SHE HAS FRIENDS!!!!! I KNOW 'CUZ I'M ONE OF THEM!!! BURN IN HELL, YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE!!!!!!!!
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