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[ashudastampedo]

Last post.

Completely retarded.

I think I'll spend sometime outside today.

EDIT-
I should get into a normal sleeping pattern...

THERE IS A RHINOX IN THE NEXUS!

Eeeee!

SonOfAnEdit-

Got this from Leela's journal.

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[zhilbar]

I'm slightly bored and haven't done this in a while.

Therefore, Ashu owns 5/16ths of the moon.

...And once beat a man to death with his own skull, just to prove that it is physically possible.

Ashu's milkshake brings all the robots to the yard! Who, what? Did somebody say something?

*Belatedly looks innocent*

[ashudastampedo]

*snickers*

So I'm like Tex from Red VS Blue?

Sush you!

*does NOT stick out her tongue*

[zhilbar]

Well, yes.

On the other hand, before young bedbugs go to sleep, they warn each other not to let the Ashu bite.

And here I thought you were just a nibbler...

((You really do bring out the fun childishness of Zhilbar.

And He should get a chance to hit on Seyli more often.))

[ashudastampedo]

Hoolay!

Smart Bedbugs.

That's for me to know and you not to!

((Hoolay, and Ashu's regressing back to how she was back in the day, more happy go-lucky and fangirly, which I am liking.

Seyli comes out when I am sleep-deprived, or feeling like being a bitch.))

[zhilbar]

Yes, for Ashu doesn't toss salads; she throws them.

*Grins a bit and looks very omnescient... which is another form of voyeurism, of course*

((Huzzah!

*Still wants to see Seyli around for the sole purpose of being hit on by Zhilbar*))

[ashudastampedo]

*laughs*

*lightly baps your claw*

((*is tempted to bring Seyli around the basement/hot springs!*))

[zhilbar]

Ashu is somewhat lazy, and never bothers to walk anywhere. Instead, she schemed herself into becoming princess of a tiny bug-people tribe, and has them underneath her feet to carry her everywhere.

This has led many people to belive that Ashu is their Messiah, and form a fangirling cult in her honor. Woe to the one who brings them the truth, for they shall be mercilessly spike!glomped!

*Is bapped, then picks her up and begins to tickle her with a very long, forked tongue*

((*TEMPTS TEMPTS TEMPTS in the "Do-It-Now!" sort of way*))

[ashudastampedo]

*giggles*

[zhilbar]

Ashu sometimes accuses acorns of being lazy.

Nobody knows why.

[ashudastampedo]

Because they are!

[zhilbar]

*Dubiously*

A good reason, I suppose...

Your turn!

[ashudastampedo]

Hrm.

Lord Zhilbar claims to dislike sparkles, but actually has a jar of them on his mantle for special occasions!

[zhilbar]

Those are for RESEARCH PURPOSES!

Ashu invented the electromagnet soley so that she could use it in ways that no God... well, maybe some of the really kinky robotic ones, but not any of the others!- ever intended.

[ashudastampedo]

I don't even know how to USE ONE OF THOSE.

Zhilbar was once caught drinking out of a toilet, while sober. Claimed he was merely helping out His fellow god.

[zhilbar]

Oh, suuuuure.

And I'll have you know Aquaceo was in a very bad situation then!

Ashu once ate 578 whole raw cows, then the table they were piled on, as a bet. The terms? If she failed, she had to sleep with Ratchet. If she succeeded, Ratchet had to sleep with her.

Ratchet ended up in traction for the month following that night.

[ashudastampedo]

*DED*

You win.