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Edit: Rather than making a whole new entry, I'm including this new one here and adding an LJ cut.
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to mari_who in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September vill and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I gave gypsy_dreams a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I broke seismic's X-Box (-12 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dslartoo (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3701 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ashtreza
Donating body parts doesn't outweigh genocide. News to me. Must have been the Xbox that put me over the edge.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In September, I recruited whose_line_girl as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I fed usagireni to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-520 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
ashtreza
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I guess I really had it in for someone. ;)
Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Thursday I donated bone marrow to mari_who in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September vill and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I gave gypsy_dreams a kidney (1000 points). Last Wednesday I broke seismic's X-Box (-12 points). In May I committed genocide... Sorry about that, dslartoo (-5000 points).
Overall, I've been naughty (-3701 points). For Christmas I deserve a lump of coal!
Sincerely,
ashtreza
Donating body parts doesn't outweigh genocide. News to me. Must have been the Xbox that put me over the edge.
Oh Great Cthulhu!
I have been an extremely busy devotee this year.
In September, I recruited whose_line_girl as a new cultist (30 points). In August, I visited my relatives in Innsmouth (100 points). In July, I fed usagireni to a Shoggoth (250 points). In June, I rammed a ship into you (sorry Cthulhu!) (-1000 points). In November, I bombed a cultist gathering (-100 points). In May, I prepared an ocean voyage to R'lyeh (200 points).
In short, I have been very bad (-520 points) and deserve to be fed to the ghouls.
Your humble and obedient servant,
ashtreza
Submit your own plea to Cthulhu!
I guess I really had it in for someone. ;)