Apr 21, 2011 20:01
"You know," said my colleague to me, "Wearing this, you look even thinner than you are."
"I think it's the other way around, actually," I told him, "Usually, I look fatter than I am."
It's a good thing he didn't see what I was wearing yesterday, then, because I wore black and black is slimming. Either way, he didn't really know how to respond to that and wandered off. XD
It is 'accepted knowledge', after all, that anyone this thin is anorexic/bulemic/you-name-it-she-probably-has-it.
Pffff..
If they knew how much effort being neurotic about weight/puking every so often because you feel guilty about eating actually is, they wouldn't say those things.
Also, with the way my stomach is built, I'd be the worst anolemicwhat'sit ever. XD