All I want is a good night's sleep...is that too much to ask?

[ashthegreat]

The people above me are having sex. Only it must be really bad, paint-by-numbers sex. How sad that all I can hear is the 'whoumpish whoumpish whoupish' of the mattress, and that's enough to tell it's bad.

HA.

Well - now it's over. Classic.

I think the next time I'm in the elevator with these people I will have to try to keep the "hahahahahahahhaha I heard it! briefly!" look off my face.