Time-Wastery Luvs U Long Time
xkcd is love. Also: truth, beauty and probably freedom as well. You should all check it out. If only because this particular strip inspired the site wetriffs.com Nuff said.
Warning: gallery contains some nudity, guitars.
Title: Dead Poultry and the Permanence of Ink (1/3)
Author: kiltfriction
Rating: Teen, for Torchwood angst and Ianto's naked butt.
Summary:
“Ianto.”
“Yes sir?”
“I fear you.”
“Goodnight sir.”
Title: PARADISE NAAN
Author: legionseagle
Rating: PG. (Gen)
Word Count: 4048
Summary: When a 70 million year old flying lizard that's got no business being on Earth at all falls ill, who're you going to call? Looking for a cure for Myfanwy's illness Jack finds himself in part of the Cardiff Central Library he's never seen before. And on the shelves in front of him is a book: Diseases of the Dragon by Sybil Deirdre Olgivanna Ramkin.
Because the world needs more Discworld/Torchwood crossover.
Title: Shonen Jump presents "Fiery New Bear Ronin Squad!"
Author: annlarimer
Rating: PG for violence and language and violence and some violence
Word Count: 6,200
Summary: You've seen the movie. Now read the anime.
Warnings: American spelling; spoilers; batshittery; Godless killing machines
Notes: This had a working title of "Rumiko Takahashi's Hot Fuzz," which should tell you all you need to know about it.
Yep, guess who found the 'Hot Fuzz' comm ( sandfordpolice ).
Title: Donna: Beta Reader
Author: nostalgia_lj
Rating: Teen, for swears
Summary: Angel as written by The Doctor. Absolutely hilarious and so true. Ten is such a Spike/Angel shipper.
Blame the Kap for this one. He's like a big kitty in the mornings, only he leaves me crackfic rather than dead birds on the doorstep.
Title: Do I Dare Disturb the Universe
Author: doyle_sb4
Rating: G
Notes: For the romanathon: request was for a conversation between Romana and Mickey and an outside agency like Torchwood observing Romana. This assumes Romana never returned from E-Space and ignores books and audio canon. Pre-Doomsday and some fanwank ahoy.
Summary: “Mickey, you can’t go inviting aliens to tea at your nan’s because you think they look a bit lonely. God help us if the invasion fleet lands when we haven’t got the milk in.”
Speaking of the Kap, this one's for him - big ole Romana fanboy that he is. He's allowed to be seein' as i'm a big ole Mickey/Jake fangirl.
Title: My Last Straw
Author: gekizetsu
Rating: Adult, for smut and swears
Word Count: 10, 500
Summary: Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won't have to deal with problems like this? Because I'm seriously considering taking that hit. I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don't spoon, I'm not a spooner.
(Dr. Cox re: JD, 4.06 - "My Cake")
My favourite line has to be “Do you want me to call you a girl’s name so you don’t miss him so much?” Elliot said.
Title: Glints in the Night
Author: lallybroch
Reader: anatsuno
Rating: NC-17
Length: 9.12mn
Summary: She couldn't even say 'one thing led to another' because she's still not quite sure how she ended up with her panties around her ankles, having a spectacularly loud orgasm in the middle of Lab 4.
Ok, podfic. IS. AWESOME!!!1! Seriously, for a WHOLE PERIOD OF TIME i was sad, because i could not read fic and paint at the same time :( "Gosh, if only i had some audio books or something" i thought. But then the Mighty Internet came to my rescue and provided me with PODFIC *cue choir of angels* Hot, dirty, SGA, threesome podfic read by sexy, French chicks!
Oh, this brave new world that has such things in it [/misquote]
[actualquote]
From Neil Gaiman's blog
The best thing about writing fiction is that moment where the story catches fire and comes to life on the page, and suddenly it all makes sense and you know what it's about and why you're doing it and what these people are saying and doing, and you get to feel like both the creator and the audience. Everything is suddenly both obvious and surprising ("but of course that's why he was doing that, and that means that...") and it's magic and wonderful and strange.
You don't live there always when you write. Mostly it's a long hard walk.Sometimes it's a trudge through fog and you're scared you've lost your way and can't remember why you set out in the first place.
But sometimes you fly, and that pays for everything.
[/actualquote]
ashteth's soundtrack currently brought to you by: this post on pintel_ragetti Yup, it's a Moog Mix List. i've listened to 'Lorelei' so many times in the last two days i'm surprised the neighbours haven't been round with axes. So good.
Warning: gallery contains some nudity, guitars.
Title: Dead Poultry and the Permanence of Ink (1/3)
Author: kiltfriction
Rating: Teen, for Torchwood angst and Ianto's naked butt.
Summary:
“Ianto.”
“Yes sir?”
“I fear you.”
“Goodnight sir.”
Title: PARADISE NAAN
Author: legionseagle
Rating: PG. (Gen)
Word Count: 4048
Summary: When a 70 million year old flying lizard that's got no business being on Earth at all falls ill, who're you going to call? Looking for a cure for Myfanwy's illness Jack finds himself in part of the Cardiff Central Library he's never seen before. And on the shelves in front of him is a book: Diseases of the Dragon by Sybil Deirdre Olgivanna Ramkin.
Because the world needs more Discworld/Torchwood crossover.
Title: Shonen Jump presents "Fiery New Bear Ronin Squad!"
Author: annlarimer
Rating: PG for violence and language and violence and some violence
Word Count: 6,200
Summary: You've seen the movie. Now read the anime.
Warnings: American spelling; spoilers; batshittery; Godless killing machines
Notes: This had a working title of "Rumiko Takahashi's Hot Fuzz," which should tell you all you need to know about it.
Yep, guess who found the 'Hot Fuzz' comm ( sandfordpolice ).
Title: Donna: Beta Reader
Author: nostalgia_lj
Rating: Teen, for swears
Summary: Angel as written by The Doctor. Absolutely hilarious and so true. Ten is such a Spike/Angel shipper.
Blame the Kap for this one. He's like a big kitty in the mornings, only he leaves me crackfic rather than dead birds on the doorstep.
Title: Do I Dare Disturb the Universe
Author: doyle_sb4
Rating: G
Notes: For the romanathon: request was for a conversation between Romana and Mickey and an outside agency like Torchwood observing Romana. This assumes Romana never returned from E-Space and ignores books and audio canon. Pre-Doomsday and some fanwank ahoy.
Summary: “Mickey, you can’t go inviting aliens to tea at your nan’s because you think they look a bit lonely. God help us if the invasion fleet lands when we haven’t got the milk in.”
Speaking of the Kap, this one's for him - big ole Romana fanboy that he is. He's allowed to be seein' as i'm a big ole Mickey/Jake fangirl.
Title: My Last Straw
Author: gekizetsu
Rating: Adult, for smut and swears
Word Count: 10, 500
Summary: Hold the phone: are you suggesting that if I sleep with him, that I won't have to deal with problems like this? Because I'm seriously considering taking that hit. I mean, honestly, what is he like in post-game? Is there spooning? Because I don't spoon, I'm not a spooner.
(Dr. Cox re: JD, 4.06 - "My Cake")
My favourite line has to be “Do you want me to call you a girl’s name so you don’t miss him so much?” Elliot said.
Title: Glints in the Night
Author: lallybroch
Reader: anatsuno
Rating: NC-17
Length: 9.12mn
Summary: She couldn't even say 'one thing led to another' because she's still not quite sure how she ended up with her panties around her ankles, having a spectacularly loud orgasm in the middle of Lab 4.
Ok, podfic. IS. AWESOME!!!1! Seriously, for a WHOLE PERIOD OF TIME i was sad, because i could not read fic and paint at the same time :( "Gosh, if only i had some audio books or something" i thought. But then the Mighty Internet came to my rescue and provided me with PODFIC *cue choir of angels* Hot, dirty, SGA, threesome podfic read by sexy, French chicks!
Oh, this brave new world that has such things in it [/misquote]
[actualquote]
From Neil Gaiman's blog
The best thing about writing fiction is that moment where the story catches fire and comes to life on the page, and suddenly it all makes sense and you know what it's about and why you're doing it and what these people are saying and doing, and you get to feel like both the creator and the audience. Everything is suddenly both obvious and surprising ("but of course that's why he was doing that, and that means that...") and it's magic and wonderful and strange.
You don't live there always when you write. Mostly it's a long hard walk.Sometimes it's a trudge through fog and you're scared you've lost your way and can't remember why you set out in the first place.
But sometimes you fly, and that pays for everything.
[/actualquote]
ashteth's soundtrack currently brought to you by: this post on pintel_ragetti Yup, it's a Moog Mix List. i've listened to 'Lorelei' so many times in the last two days i'm surprised the neighbours haven't been round with axes. So good.