seriously warped and too far gone for therapya British 90s kid if...'> YOU CAN SING THE RAP TO "THE FRESH PRINCE OF BELL AIR"
YOU'VE WORN LEGGINGS AND FELT COOL. - Just once, honest, i swear. i burned them straight after.
YOU USED TO LOVE PLAYING WITH YOUR "PUPPY IN MY POCKETS" - err... *runs away, gibbering in terror*
YOU REMEMBER WHEN IT WAS ACTUALLY WORTH GETTING UP ON A SATURDAY MORNING TO WATCH *LIVE & KICKING* OR SM: TV. - L&K all the way, man. And 'Big Wolf on Campus'! Wotever happened to Saturday mornings, eh?
YOU HAD A HUGE FRINGE AT SOME POINT IN YOUR CHILDHOOD. - But unlike most of the boy-creatures i knew, i didn't have just a huge fringe. *sigh*
YOU REMEMBER READING AND WATCHING "GOOSEBUMPS" - and hating them, 'cos they were shite and offended my nascent literature/film critic.
YOU TOOK PLASTIC CARTOON LUNCH BOXES TO SCHOOL.
YOU KNOW THE WORDS FROM THE SHAKEY JAKE MILKSHAKE ADVERTS
YOU REMEMBER THE CRAZE OF YO-YOS AND TAMAGOTCHI'S
YOU STILL GET THE URGE TO SAY "NOT" AFTER EVERY SENTENCE. NOT. Like, not. Remember the days when you could have entire conversations with out saying a single word? No, it's not love, it's ... VALLEY GIRL!
YOU KNEW THAT KIMBERLY, THE PINK RANGER, AND TOMMY, THE GREEN RANGER WERE MEANT TO BE. - Ha! Everyone knew the Black Ranger was banging the Green one. And banging him hard, like the whiny little bitch he was. Yup, a slasher even then!
YOU COLLECTED POKEMON CARDS. - No, but i did laugh at the sad boy-creatures who collected them, does that count? (and isn't it bad when i think you're sad?)
YOU PLAYED AND/OR COLLECTED POGS. Again, once. And only 'cos i fancied the boy who said he'd teach me how to play. (yes, i'm a cheap ho, tell me something i don't know. No, really, i like new facts)
YOU HAD A WEIRD ALIEN THAT LIVED IN GOOEY STUFF IN A PLASTIC 'POD' AND THOUGHT IF YOU STUCK 2 BACK TO BACK THEY WOULD HAVE A BABY! - i poked a couple though.
YOU WATCHED THE ORIGINAL POSTMAN PAT, FIREMAN SAM AND NINJA TURTLES. - Desperately. Religiously. And i still attribute the slight Welsh accent i keep being informed i have (no, seriously) to Fireman Sam rather than Welsh rellies.
YIKES PENCILS WERE THE BEST!-WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM? err... nope, missed that one.
YOU REMEMBER WHEN THE NEW BEANIE BABIES WERE ALWAYS SOLD OUT - and there was another bunch of saddos i looked down on from the depths of my pit of uncool
YOU GOT YOUR MUM TO BUY 'BN' BISCUITS BN, BN. Do do de dodo.
YOU USED TO WEAR THOSE STICK ON EARRINGS, NOT ONLY ON YOUR EARS BUT AT THE CORNERS OF YOUR EYES. - That is, if the Sib didn't nick 'em first *grumblechildhoodangstgrumble*
YOU KNOW THE MACERENA BY HEART. - As i proved in the Giff the other night. It took me years to learn that, and i'm proud, damnit! Ah, i never wanted Cool!Goth status anyway.
"TALK TO THE HAND" ENOUGH SAID. - Yes, quite.
YOU REMEMBER THE TIME BEFORE LITERACY AND NUMERACY HOUR EXISTED. (they exist now?)
YOU THOUGHT BRAIN FROM "PINKY AND THE BRAIN" WOULD FINALLY TAKE OVER THE WORLD. - How do we know they haven't, eh? EH?
Members of my extremely sad immediate family can still be called to a standstill by the quote "Wot are we going to do tonight, Brain?" Narf!
YOU REMEMBER BUM BAGS. - Dear Gods yes, and i still have the flashbacks.
YOU ALWAYS WANTED TO BE ON FUN HOUSE - i always wanted to smack the silly twat who presented it, that's for sure.
YOU COLLECTED TAZOS. - Didn't like crisps.
2 WORDS, SPICE GIRLS. - and another two "better split". In Scary's case, better split in two.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE A DOCTOR OF YOUR OWN - no one counts Doc8, bitches. We were deprived, deprived i tells ya! *shakes old lady fist*
RE-POST THIS IF YOU ARE A BRITISH 90s KID AND CAN RELATE TO ANY OF THESE
(and i bolded the ones i actually relate to, because there are some levels to which even i won't stoop.)