Christmas vacation.
*NOTE-Typed this up like a week ago and never got around to posting it*
"Since I last updated (starting from last week tuesday-ish):
• Celebrated Louis' 23rd birthday.
First at Temptation Island (it made a slight comeback), later at Yard House. I believe I scored points with him by giving him an awesome Florida Gator football jersey (#15 of course). I think he nearly cried. See? I can be a cute bff when I try.
•No work on wednesday.
We got it off. Everyday they give me more of a reason to love my job.
• More Christmas shopping.
Lets just say I never want to visit Sawgrass Mills Mall..AGAIN.
• Christmas Eve aka Noche Buena.
I spent most of the time teaching my cousins and their lovers how to play classic drinking games. In between lessons, we shot back some holiday shots (peppermint patty shots!<3). Needless to say, my cousin's gringo boyfriend ended the night dancing in a chicken suit.
• Presents to pretty girls.
As usual, huge traditional breakfast Christmas morning with the family. Of course, I was late. Then we moved on to the gifts. This year I must have made it on the good list. I didn't ask for anything specific but I did get a gift certificate for MAC cosmetics, Christian Dior perfume, Gator office supplies, Gator SNUGGIE, $100 cash, clothes, more perfume, & probably more stuff I can't remember right now. The rest of the day was spent with more family at my brother's house. Rocked out with dad with Beatles Rock Band and watched old old old family videos.
• Gisi's birthdaze.
I spent the last part of Christmas Day rioting my way around Hard Rock for Gisi's birthday. That night I managed to: scrape my left knee, bruise up my right elbow, break my iPHONE! (RIP), have a search party for me in the morning. Don't ask me how I manage to do ALL that in one night.
• Whiskey saturday.
The whole day I lounged around in lastnight's outfit. And later that night, I spent it outside of a bar in a small table sipping whiskey with ginger and smoking cigarettes. Sometimes I pretend I'm a 40 year old man as you can see. We continued the party at Spaz' but then I got sleepy/bratty so I went over to his bed and slept.
• Fancy sunday brunch.
Sunday we woke up, still with whiskey breath, and I was all "Make me breakfast in bed..with mimosas!" and Spaz did just that (well, not in bed). I made Natalie come by. After two bottles of Korbel we were nice & drunk. Spaz finally got sick of us and decided to kick us out so he could go visit his family or whatever. I dragged Natalie really quick to my job and thennnn we continued to party at my Kendall boy's BBQ. We turned out to be the undefeated team at flip cup. My skills are way too sick. Should I be proud of this?"
Rest of my crazy life shall continue some other day.
"Since I last updated (starting from last week tuesday-ish):
• Celebrated Louis' 23rd birthday.
First at Temptation Island (it made a slight comeback), later at Yard House. I believe I scored points with him by giving him an awesome Florida Gator football jersey (#15 of course). I think he nearly cried. See? I can be a cute bff when I try.
•No work on wednesday.
We got it off. Everyday they give me more of a reason to love my job.
• More Christmas shopping.
Lets just say I never want to visit Sawgrass Mills Mall..AGAIN.
• Christmas Eve aka Noche Buena.
I spent most of the time teaching my cousins and their lovers how to play classic drinking games. In between lessons, we shot back some holiday shots (peppermint patty shots!<3). Needless to say, my cousin's gringo boyfriend ended the night dancing in a chicken suit.
• Presents to pretty girls.
As usual, huge traditional breakfast Christmas morning with the family. Of course, I was late. Then we moved on to the gifts. This year I must have made it on the good list. I didn't ask for anything specific but I did get a gift certificate for MAC cosmetics, Christian Dior perfume, Gator office supplies, Gator SNUGGIE, $100 cash, clothes, more perfume, & probably more stuff I can't remember right now. The rest of the day was spent with more family at my brother's house. Rocked out with dad with Beatles Rock Band and watched old old old family videos.
• Gisi's birthdaze.
I spent the last part of Christmas Day rioting my way around Hard Rock for Gisi's birthday. That night I managed to: scrape my left knee, bruise up my right elbow, break my iPHONE! (RIP), have a search party for me in the morning. Don't ask me how I manage to do ALL that in one night.
• Whiskey saturday.
The whole day I lounged around in lastnight's outfit. And later that night, I spent it outside of a bar in a small table sipping whiskey with ginger and smoking cigarettes. Sometimes I pretend I'm a 40 year old man as you can see. We continued the party at Spaz' but then I got sleepy/bratty so I went over to his bed and slept.
• Fancy sunday brunch.
Sunday we woke up, still with whiskey breath, and I was all "Make me breakfast in bed..with mimosas!" and Spaz did just that (well, not in bed). I made Natalie come by. After two bottles of Korbel we were nice & drunk. Spaz finally got sick of us and decided to kick us out so he could go visit his family or whatever. I dragged Natalie really quick to my job and thennnn we continued to party at my Kendall boy's BBQ. We turned out to be the undefeated team at flip cup. My skills are way too sick. Should I be proud of this?"
Rest of my crazy life shall continue some other day.