ok i will never figure out how to use the cut tag, so you are just gonna have to read it.
GENERAL...
Name: Ashley Nicole Simpson....the original biatch
Star sign: Gemini
Sexual orientation: straight
Longest relationship: 2 years approx.
Ever had a long distance relationship: yep...didnt work though.
Do you have faith in long distance relationships: if the person is right.
Ever been on a blind date: nope
Ever dated more than one person at a time: yes...just dated...nothing serious.
Ever have "friends with benefits": that sure as hell doesnt work.
Ever cheated: well if petty junior high/high school stuff counts...yes. but never anything harmful.
Ever had your heart broken: multiple times. screw you colin, andy...etc.
Ever been dumped: multiple times.
Number of people slept with: is this really relevant? do you think i would honestly say on this?
Do you kiss on the first date: depends on how cute you are *wink wink*
What attracts you to a person: confidence, general attitude, eyes...i could go on forever.
Physical traits that turn your head: Muscles, blue eyes....
Ever been in love: hell yeah!
Say "I love you" even though you didn't mean it: doesnt everybody?
Average age you get involved with: usually around my age, but i like older than me boys.
Have relationships changed you: always
Have your relationships been worthwhile: some.
Where do you normally meet people for dating or relationships: usually through mutual friends.
Would you ever get married: i sure as hell better!
Key to a successful relationship: trust and pure devotion.
DESCRIBE YOUR...
Wallet: tan leather.
Hairbrush: orange jelly like with glitter.
Toothbrush: the free one you get from the dentist.
Jewelry worn daily: earings from jimmy and diamond earings from memom, fossil watch, ring from jimmy, ring from my parents, bracelet from my brother, missing half to jimmy's necklace. <3
Pillow cover: blue ralph lauren.
Blanket: Texas A&M fleece.
Coffee cup: n/a
Sunglasses: broke them last weekend...so i have none at the moment.
Underwear: Red Victoria's secret v-string.
Favorite shirt: anything jimmy's that i sleep in.
Perfume: Ralph Lauren or anything i am not allergic to.
CD playing right now: Ashmo's rock mix.
Tattoos: not too sure if i want one.
Piercings: 5; 2 holes in each ear, and one belly button ring. planning on possibly getting a 3rd in each ear.
What you are wearing now: jean shirts and purple striped shirt from old navy.
Wishing: for a new car soon.
What are you doing after this: going out to dinner with my parents.
If you could get away with it & murder anyone, who & for what reason: Jennifer Lopez...i am so sick of hearing about her immaturity. she sucks.
Person you wish you could see right now: jimmy...duh....oh and everyone else!
Something you're looking forward to in the upcoming month: getting a new car? not sure if its gonna happen yet.
Something that you are deathly afraid of: pain. and roaches.
Do you like candles: if i'm not allergic.
Do you like incense: that stuff sucks.
Do you believe in love: yeap.
Do you believe in soul mates: *tee hee hee* what do you think?
Do you believe in love at first sight: nope.
Do you believe in Heaven: Yes.
Do you believe in God: yes. Can you eat with chopsticks: ummm NO.
What are some of your favorite candies: hmmm...where to begin: snickers, reeces, sour patch kids, sour straws, tootsie rolls, tootsie roll pops....
HAVE YOU EVER...
Kissed someone: yep.
Killed someone: no.
Smoked: yes.
Gotten Drunk: not totally plastered.
Worn rainbow: yes. not in the gay way though.
Talked on the phone for over 3 hours: nope.
Left the country: no.
Had a party with over 30 people: no.
Taken nude pictures: no.
Stolen something: yes...once.
Caught something on fire: only on purpose.
Wanted to cheat on someone: yes.
Asked someone out: only to a dance that i needed a date to.
Dumped someone: yep.
Had a dream, then the next day it happened: no.
Bungee jumped: no.
Gotten a tattoo: a few henna ones.
Sky dived: nope.
Skinny dipped: haha yes. =)
Gotten your tongue stuck to a cold pole: nope.
Had pop rocks & coke together: heck yeah!
Played truth or dare: multiple times.
Kissed for more than 10 minutes at one time: yes and it rocked!
Puked on someone you really liked: maybe my parents?
Mixed sodas together: maybe back in elementary school
Had sushi: no that shit sounds nasty.
Had de-ja-vu: almost every day.
Hung up on someone: oh yeah.
Used all cuss words in a sentence: why dont you piss me off and you can hear them. =)
Stood on your head & drank milk: ummm...what kinda weirdo does that?
Cried during a movie: how can you not?
Slept for more than 15 hours: nope.
LAST PERSON...
You touched: my mom.
You talked to in person: my mom.
You hugged: my dad?
Had sex with: who do you think...i'm not saying.
You IMed: Jeff sadly.
Who broke your heart: andy.
ARE YOU...
Understanding: most of the time...if the person is truthful about it.
Insecure: umm...you couldnt tell?
Interesting: i would hope so.
Smart: depends on who you are comparing me to.
Moody: you better believe it!
Difficult: would the alternative be easy? haha
Attractive: am i?
Bore Easily: nope.
Controlling: to some extent.
Sad: no.
Happy: most of the time.
Trusting: depends on who it is.
Talkative: yep.
Ignored: all the time.
Reliable: Yes.
Lonely: sometimes.
BODY...
What do you most like about your body: height...thats right...short and proud of it!
And least: hmm...everything else?
How many fillings do you have?: none. never had a cavity.
Do you think you're good looking: not so much.
Do other people often tell you that you're good-looking: one special person tells me all the time. <3
FASHION...
Do you wear a watch: always.
How many coats and jackets do you own: maybe 3?
Favorite pants/skirt color: jean capris.
Most expensive items of clothing: some of my dresses and my leather jacket.
What kind of shoes do you wear: mostly flip flops.
Describe your style in one word: orgasmic.
FRIENDS...
Do your friends 'know' you: depends on who it is.
What do they tend to be like: understanding and exceptionally awesome.
Are there traits in you that are universally liked: i dont know.
How many people do you tell everything to: one.
STYLE...
Do you own any plaid clothing: yep a few pairs of panties.
Do you own Converse shoes: heck yeah i do! they are a blue track shoe remake from 1977.
Do you own Saucony shoes: um no.
Do you own old-school Nikes: Nike blows.
Do you wear tight pants: *giggles*
Is there more than one zipper in your pants: not usually.
Do you own a messenger bag: what the heck is that?
Do you wear your messenger bag across your chest: once again...what is that?
Do you own braces: not anymore.
Do you think mohawks are "neat": some people look really sexy with a shower mohawk *wink*
Do you own a bandana: probably somewhere.
Do you wear plugs in your ears: no.
Have you ever used duct tape as a sewing substitute: heck yeah! how else would you hem a pair of pants that are too long? (only if they dont belong to me)
Do you own one or more objects with studs or spikes in them: no.
HABITS & BELIEFS...
Do you smoke cigarettes: no thats disgusting.
Do you smoke cloves: who the heck wrote this?
Do your night time activites usually involve drunken underage vomiting: not usually.
Do you wash your hair less than once a week: no it must be washed everyday.
Have you ever gone a week without a shower: heck no!
Do you know who Jack Kerouac is: sounds familiar?
Do you like Mr. Kerouac: gay question.
Are you a member of the Makeout Club: no but where do i sign up?
Do you say "rad": never.
Do you say "rockin'': i certainly hope not.
Do you say punk "rawk": no.
Do you shout the word "oi": no.
Do you say "punk's not dead": no.
Do you say "punk is dead": no.
MUSIC...
Do you like bands with "the": heck yeah!
Do you ever precede your own name with "the" at the beginning: no thats retarded.
Are Blink 182 fans posers: i dont care who they are, Blink 182 royally sucks.
Do you have frequent debates over what exactly constitutes a sellout: no what the crap is this?
Have you ever brought the headlining band food: excuse me?
Do you have show flyers affixed to your walls: no.
Most currently listened to artist: 3 doors down
Do you find any musicians good-looking: not really.
Can you play an instrument: i sort of played the recorder in 4th grade.
Type of music most listened to: alternative rock or country.
Type never listened to: usually rap, classical, jazz, swing...etc.
wow that was really long. hope you enjoy =)