Christmas is a Time for Peace and Love

[ashliqua]

I want to light Radio City Music Hall on fire with a blowtorch. I want to walk down the street with an anvil in my arms and ram full force through crowds of incompetent out-of-towners. I want to lean out of the window and spit a big, gooey loogie on their heads. I want to pour boiling lava into the skating rink and melt the ice (and vaporize the skaters). I want to cackle madly as I feed that monstrous, disgusting tree to the jaws of the largest woodchipper money can buy. That'll really give them something to snap a picture of.

I am a very, very violent person today.