Pluck You
I hate birds. OMFG I hate birds. There is a hideous, feathery thing sitting outside my window while I'm trying to read and it will NOT SHUT THE FUCK UP.
In case anyone was wondering, I'm really, really cool, and I get to wear a gold tassel at graduation, in recognition of my "high academic achievement". Apparently I also get a certificate, which will be very useful for wiping my ass with when I can't afford any toilet paper because I'm broke and can't get a job.
PS-I can't wait for the real world!!!!!!!!!!
PPS-Countdown to the rest of my life: 36 days.
Quote of the Day:
"Jeff says that rhythm isn't in your head, it's in your heart and in your ass. He said that to Gary and Mikey to get them to move more when they sing." ~me
"Yeah but guys just have a harder time shaking their asses" ~Jeff
"In some places they don't--like Mexico!!!" ~Faige
Quote of the Week:
"During Saddam Hussein's rule, Iraq had a population of 50 million: 25 million people and 25 million portraits of Saddam Hussein." ~my cute old Polish professor, Chelkowski
I got this quiz off Marf's LJ and was quite chuffed about the results:
You're a Horse!
Versatile, powerful, and true, you have quite a reputation for hard
work and a certain unbridled spirit. Many look up to you as an example of what
people can really become, though somewhere deep down, you admit to feeling a little
bit broken. You hate racing, but are still exceptionally good at it. Beware broken
legs, dog food, and glue. If your name is Ed, you do a surprising amount of
talking.
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.
In case anyone was wondering, I'm really, really cool, and I get to wear a gold tassel at graduation, in recognition of my "high academic achievement". Apparently I also get a certificate, which will be very useful for wiping my ass with when I can't afford any toilet paper because I'm broke and can't get a job.
PS-I can't wait for the real world!!!!!!!!!!
PPS-Countdown to the rest of my life: 36 days.
Quote of the Day:
"Jeff says that rhythm isn't in your head, it's in your heart and in your ass. He said that to Gary and Mikey to get them to move more when they sing." ~me
"Yeah but guys just have a harder time shaking their asses" ~Jeff
"In some places they don't--like Mexico!!!" ~Faige
Quote of the Week:
"During Saddam Hussein's rule, Iraq had a population of 50 million: 25 million people and 25 million portraits of Saddam Hussein." ~my cute old Polish professor, Chelkowski
I got this quiz off Marf's LJ and was quite chuffed about the results:
You're a Horse!
Versatile, powerful, and true, you have quite a reputation for hard
work and a certain unbridled spirit. Many look up to you as an example of what
people can really become, though somewhere deep down, you admit to feeling a little
bit broken. You hate racing, but are still exceptionally good at it. Beware broken
legs, dog food, and glue. If your name is Ed, you do a surprising amount of
talking.
Take the Animal Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid.