Post-Election Away Messages
Here they are, the good, the bad, and the extremely angry...
Lillian's:
L0VELY18:in any relationship, you have to be honest with yourself about how things are going. so in response to what went down yesterday, i have this to say: america, i've had a great time with you these past 22 years, but its not working out. really it's not you, its me. well, ok, actually its you.
L0VELY18: you're being dominated by stupidity, hyppocrisy, and anger, and i've lost my faith in you. like communism, you were a good idea that just doesn't work out in the real world. so, i guess this is it...take care of yourself; i'm going to canada. RIP freedom and democracy 1776-2004
*This is the greatest away message of all time.*
Rachelle's:
searching for a villa in Tuscany : )
John's:
I like Stef's idea best:
Considering how many people want to move to Canada, I propose the Northeast secede from the Union and we make Guiliani our president.
or we can just do what lemmings do, and run off of cliffs en masse into the ocean... but I think if I take enough pills, I could just sleep until 2008
Josh's:
I guess Kerry's problem was that he hasn't lied to the American people enough.
*And later...*
Dear Mr. Lincoln...
You should've let them secede.
Thanks, JLS
Leora's:
America: land of the free, home of the stupid.
Katherine's:
i officially HATE this country. a note to al-qaeda: next time you attack us, can you please blow up some of the dumb fucks in the red states
EEEEE's:
AMERICA! Youre a bunch of fucking dipshit fuckheads, you have succesfully reelected the biggest douche bag ever for president, one who has sent us to war already and will only send more of us to be killed by those dirty towel heads, I won't be 18 until August, how bout the rest of you? are you guys ready for WWIII?
*My brother calls people "dirty towel heads." Guess I still have alot of work to do...*
Larissa's:
today is a sad sad fucking day. want to knwo why? because igonrant fucking hicks in the fucking middle of America went and thought that maybe they'd like to ship their sons and daughters off to iraq and watch the economy go down the drain...so they decided to vote for fucking bush. or thought maybe they'd make a "cute" statement and vote for nadar...WELL TO ALL THE FUCKUPS THAT DID THIS I'LL SEE YOU IN BAGDHAD NEXT FUCKING YEAR...AND WHEN YOU ALL GET PREGNANT HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FUCKING ILLIGITMATE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE ABOUT!
off to switzerland, call me in four years when democracy returns to america.
*Whoa.*
I'd also like to note that both Riva and Renee had brilliant ones up earlier, but that was before I had the idea to immortalise them on my LJ.
Lillian's:
L0VELY18:in any relationship, you have to be honest with yourself about how things are going. so in response to what went down yesterday, i have this to say: america, i've had a great time with you these past 22 years, but its not working out. really it's not you, its me. well, ok, actually its you.
L0VELY18: you're being dominated by stupidity, hyppocrisy, and anger, and i've lost my faith in you. like communism, you were a good idea that just doesn't work out in the real world. so, i guess this is it...take care of yourself; i'm going to canada. RIP freedom and democracy 1776-2004
*This is the greatest away message of all time.*
Rachelle's:
searching for a villa in Tuscany : )
John's:
I like Stef's idea best:
Considering how many people want to move to Canada, I propose the Northeast secede from the Union and we make Guiliani our president.
or we can just do what lemmings do, and run off of cliffs en masse into the ocean... but I think if I take enough pills, I could just sleep until 2008
Josh's:
I guess Kerry's problem was that he hasn't lied to the American people enough.
*And later...*
Dear Mr. Lincoln...
You should've let them secede.
Thanks, JLS
Leora's:
America: land of the free, home of the stupid.
Katherine's:
i officially HATE this country. a note to al-qaeda: next time you attack us, can you please blow up some of the dumb fucks in the red states
EEEEE's:
AMERICA! Youre a bunch of fucking dipshit fuckheads, you have succesfully reelected the biggest douche bag ever for president, one who has sent us to war already and will only send more of us to be killed by those dirty towel heads, I won't be 18 until August, how bout the rest of you? are you guys ready for WWIII?
*My brother calls people "dirty towel heads." Guess I still have alot of work to do...*
Larissa's:
today is a sad sad fucking day. want to knwo why? because igonrant fucking hicks in the fucking middle of America went and thought that maybe they'd like to ship their sons and daughters off to iraq and watch the economy go down the drain...so they decided to vote for fucking bush. or thought maybe they'd make a "cute" statement and vote for nadar...WELL TO ALL THE FUCKUPS THAT DID THIS I'LL SEE YOU IN BAGDHAD NEXT FUCKING YEAR...AND WHEN YOU ALL GET PREGNANT HAVE FUN WITH YOUR FUCKING ILLIGITMATE CHILD THAT YOU HAVE NO CHOICE ABOUT!
off to switzerland, call me in four years when democracy returns to america.
*Whoa.*
I'd also like to note that both Riva and Renee had brilliant ones up earlier, but that was before I had the idea to immortalise them on my LJ.