Two Things All NYU Students Should Learn--NOW
Good afternoon, fools.
How to Get to Different Floors in Kimmel
Here's a hint: don't use the elevator. No one, with the exception of the handicapped or elderly, should EVER be taking the Kimmel elevator to the second, third, or fourth floors. Or even the fifth for that matter. Getting to the fifth floor of the Kimmel Centre only requires walking up TWO flights of stairs, due to the fact that there are escalators from the second to the third and from the third to the fourth floor. OMFG, if I have to ride that elevator up to eight one more day, with it stopping at each and every floor in between, I'm going to fucking explode.
How to Sit in a Desk Without Violating the People Sitting Around You
OK so, like, everyone is tired when they go to class. People yawn, people stretch, whatever. But stretching backwards in a desk should be against the law. Today in my Mid East class this kid is stretching back...back, back, further and further, so that I finally have to stop writing, pick up my hand from my notebook, and sit all the way up and back in order to not get clocked in the face by his big stupid head. Then come the arms, back, back...and finally he releases them, smacking over my cup of coffee, which, lucky for his future children, was almost empty. Seriously...watch where you're fucking stretching. This goes for girls, in particular. Ladies: if your hair is huge and frizzy, it invades people's space. On an elevator, if you push too close to people, they have to stand with their nose in your nest. If you're sitting in a desk, and you lean back, your fluff violates the person sitting behind you by covering their notebook, or worse, touching their food or going in their coffee. Get some gel and stop the madness, or be more considerate of where you put that shit.
PS-If anyone's ever looking to kill time, I highly recommend the Washington Place computer lab. I had to wait 20 minutes to get a computer for the sole purpose of ranting on my LJ. And it was totally worth it. : )~
PPS-Only three more days? Ahhhh...
Quote of the Day (I meant to post this the other day): "When large corporations fund fundamentalist groups, I call it 'McJihad.'" ~Tim Mitchell, my Mid East professor
How to Get to Different Floors in Kimmel
Here's a hint: don't use the elevator. No one, with the exception of the handicapped or elderly, should EVER be taking the Kimmel elevator to the second, third, or fourth floors. Or even the fifth for that matter. Getting to the fifth floor of the Kimmel Centre only requires walking up TWO flights of stairs, due to the fact that there are escalators from the second to the third and from the third to the fourth floor. OMFG, if I have to ride that elevator up to eight one more day, with it stopping at each and every floor in between, I'm going to fucking explode.
How to Sit in a Desk Without Violating the People Sitting Around You
OK so, like, everyone is tired when they go to class. People yawn, people stretch, whatever. But stretching backwards in a desk should be against the law. Today in my Mid East class this kid is stretching back...back, back, further and further, so that I finally have to stop writing, pick up my hand from my notebook, and sit all the way up and back in order to not get clocked in the face by his big stupid head. Then come the arms, back, back...and finally he releases them, smacking over my cup of coffee, which, lucky for his future children, was almost empty. Seriously...watch where you're fucking stretching. This goes for girls, in particular. Ladies: if your hair is huge and frizzy, it invades people's space. On an elevator, if you push too close to people, they have to stand with their nose in your nest. If you're sitting in a desk, and you lean back, your fluff violates the person sitting behind you by covering their notebook, or worse, touching their food or going in their coffee. Get some gel and stop the madness, or be more considerate of where you put that shit.
PS-If anyone's ever looking to kill time, I highly recommend the Washington Place computer lab. I had to wait 20 minutes to get a computer for the sole purpose of ranting on my LJ. And it was totally worth it. : )~
PPS-Only three more days? Ahhhh...
Quote of the Day (I meant to post this the other day): "When large corporations fund fundamentalist groups, I call it 'McJihad.'" ~Tim Mitchell, my Mid East professor