Well I don't know if I should be devastated or delighted haha. My late teen/early twenties/mid twenties/pushing thirty crush (John Frusciante) went and got himself married.
I reason with myself that I can't be too bitchy about it: I am so out of the loop lately that I didn't know he was dating someone.
So I should be nice about it, shouldn't I?
You'd think so. But that's not how I roll!
I'm just kidding. Of course I had to "google the bitch" so when I came across pictures of them together, I just couldn't get mad. Try as I may.
Dear lordie. They are just so cute!!!! (Is it bad of me to say this isn't such a blow to me as it would have been if she was stick thin?)
edit: They've been together since 2008. Where they FUCK have I BEEN?