Dear Everyone: Your Art Sucks!
So you think you're an artist because you have access to some paints and a canvas?
I'd like to post some of the lovely "artwork" that I've seen around lately.
The only reason anyone pretends to be impressed is because you are showing it to your grandma, your best friend, some guy who wants to fuck you, or the other douchebags posting their garbage on deviant art.
This is the type of shit I did in middle school two hours before my project was due because I needed a grade and I had spent the class time for the previous three weeks either sleeping or playing with my bass guitar trying to be in some kind of girl rock band. (Which reminds me, your band sucks, too!)
So next time you're sitting with your legging-covered ham hock looking calves resting on an ottoman admiring your vintage flats in the sunlight, and suddenly you feel inspired to be creative, try these:
Not only is it about at your level, but you'll save some money, and you can spend your savings on a new hobby.
I'd like to post some of the lovely "artwork" that I've seen around lately.
The only reason anyone pretends to be impressed is because you are showing it to your grandma, your best friend, some guy who wants to fuck you, or the other douchebags posting their garbage on deviant art.
This is the type of shit I did in middle school two hours before my project was due because I needed a grade and I had spent the class time for the previous three weeks either sleeping or playing with my bass guitar trying to be in some kind of girl rock band. (Which reminds me, your band sucks, too!)
So next time you're sitting with your legging-covered ham hock looking calves resting on an ottoman admiring your vintage flats in the sunlight, and suddenly you feel inspired to be creative, try these:
Not only is it about at your level, but you'll save some money, and you can spend your savings on a new hobby.