Hater Make Me Famous [3/?]
This morning I woke up on my basement floor. Spencer wasn’t there anymore because I’m sure it would be safer if he changed houses often. I looked at the clock and it read 7:00am. I have school in an hour and a half. Lucky for me it’s Friday so I get to enjoy the weekend. I got up and had a shower since I had so much extra time. Shampoo, rinse and repeat!! I took my time straightening my hair and it looks great! I was careful picking clothes today. I’d like to impress a certain someone. So I went with blue skinny jeans with a white t-shirt that says “To write love on her arms” but the “her” is crossed out and over top it says “his” and it looks a little chilly out so I grabbed my purple hoodie.
I ran into the kitchen to greet my mom. I sat down and grabbed a bagel. My mom smiled at me and sat down.
“Well you’re up early today, sweetie. How come you’re so cheerful? Usually you hate mornings... and you’re almost always late for school.” She chirped.
“I don’t know why I’m up early. That’s a bit of a mystery to me as well. I hate mornings because I’m always late so today is different. My happiness is all thanks to Alex Evans.” I smiled as I bit into my bagel. My mom knows that I’m gay and it doesn’t bother her at all. In fact...I think she likes having a gay son. I think she wanted a daughter and a gay son is as close as she got.
“Alex Evans? Is this a new boyfriend? I want to meet him. Is he cute? Have you kissed him? Oh come on, Sweetheart give me something to go on! By the way tell Brendon I’m taking him shopping on Sunday.” She giggled. Oh my...my mother has to stop hanging out with Brendon. She’s starting to sound like him!!
“Mom...no more hanging out with Brendon. It’s doing weird things to you. Anyways, no Alex isn’t my boyfriend. He’s just a gorgeous new boy at school who just so happens to be gay but Mom I think I should go to school. I’ll tell you more later. Love you!!”
I finished my bagel, grabbed my lunch, waved goodbye and flew out the door.
“Oh! Honey, tell Spencer he left his teddy bear here!!” my mom yelled. I nodded at her and walked down the street.
I got to school with 45 minutes to spare. Way more time than I’ve ever had! The funny thing was that Brendon was already there. I wonder what time he gets to school. I wonder if her even leaves? The mysteries of Brendon Urie! That could be a show. I could be the host! Wow that was a random thought. Brendon seemed happy to see me as always. He walked up to me holding a lot of paper. Why? It’s Brendon. I learnt that asking why isn’t a good idea because the answer is more confusing than the question.
“Good morning Shaant! You’re awfully early this morning. You look great too! You’ll catch his eye, trust me. Hell! I’d tap that! ...... Anyways....I’m having a party tonight!! You’re invited!! I’m inviting Alex too. I hope you guys hook up! That would be hot!!” Brendon sang like always. His body probably gives off natural caffeine. That would explain everything. Well not the trampoline incident but that’s a whole other subject.
“A party Mr. Urie? I’ll be there!! Oh and thanks for the compliments! I plan on talking to him today but I’m kind of really nervous. I’ll need some Urie expertise. Please and thank you?” I grinned widely.
“Okay I’ll help you but only because I’m a sucker for your happiness. Oh damn!! I got a song stuck in my head!! Hold on. I need to sing it out. ‘Dancing at discos, eating cheese on toast, yeah you made me merry made me very very happy but you obviously didn’t want to stick around...so I learnt from you’ Okay that’s better. Anyways, Shaant he’ll love you and want to do dirty things to you so just go for it! You want him and you know it!” He giggled.
“Wow...you’re crazy...maybe I shouldn’t come so early in the morning...you’re really hyper. I’ll try to talk to him but I’ll need some luck because I kind of fail.” I shrugged.
“You’ll do fine, Hun. I got to go pass out invites. I want to hear everything later! Shaant you’re hot!! All you need is the attitude!! See you later!” He said while walking away.
I sighed and walked towards my locker. I grabbed my books and spaced out for a moment thinking about that beautiful smile. Suddenly someone tapped on my shoulder. I turned around to see who it was. Oh my gosh it was Alex!! He touched me!! Gah!! Okay calm down Shaant.
“Uh...hey...uh...Shaant?” He spoke nervously.
“Err...yeah?” I responded.
“Uh...you know Brendon’s party tonight?” He said while looking at his feet. Oh crap what did Brendon say to Alex? He probably told him that I like his ass or something. What the hell am I going to do? This could be good...right? I mean maybe Alex likes me....psshhh...yeah right!
“Uh...yeah...what about it?” I can’t believe I can even talk!
“Uh...are you going with anyone? Oh God...this must sound stupid.” He looked at his feet then shook his head. “Why am I even asking? Of course you’re going with someone!” He looked up and sighed. “Uh...I’m just going to leave before I embarrass myself further.” He pointed down the hall while saying this then he started to turn away. I grabbed his arm.
“Wait Alex.” I said just above a whisper. “I’m not going with anyone.” I smiled at him.
“You’re not?” He seemed surprised; I don’t know why...I’m not that good looking. “Oh...well um...do want to maybe go with me?” He smiled a little.
“I’d love to. I wanted to ask you actually.” I giggled a little. “I was a little scared...I thought you’d say no.” I admitted.
“Really? Shaant, you know if you would have asked I would have cried tears of joy.” He laughed.
I looked at him for awhile. Thinking how perfect he was. I never want to forget his face. I never want to leave him. Most of all I wanted to kiss him more than I wanted to breathe. If I didn’t go to class now, I’d skip it because by then my tongue would be in his mouth.
“Look um...I’ll talk to you later. I got to get to class. Uh the teacher wants to see me a little early.” That was a complete lie...the teacher didn’t want to see me. I just had to get away before I end up rapping him in the hallway.
“Oh okay. I’ll see you later Shaant.” He smiled and started to walk away. He walks like such a girl, always flipping his hair out of his face and the way his hips move side to side...um...I wonder what else he can do with those hips. Man, does his ass ever look good! I can’t help but give him the up and down as he walked away. Ha! He almost tripped and he looked back to see if I was watching. When he noticed I was he just blushed and kept walking.
School was boring for the rest of the day and I don’t really want to talk about it. Let’s just say it involves Brendon tripping over a rock in the hallway. How you ask? It’s Brendon. I’ll make money off that show idea. Pete tried to stick his tongue as far as possible down Patrick’s throat....gross. Ryan calmed Brendon down after a dissection. I told Spencer his teddy bear was at my house in front of everyone and he frowned at me and told me never to speak of Mr. Jingles at school ever again. Joe tried to kill Spencer more than once. Alex sat with me at lunch but I couldn’t stay because I could feel myself um...getting happy. A bathroom break and a few moans later...the school part of Friday was over...now for the party.