I mean, how can you do that without hurting your pecker?
I feel embarassed clogging your Friends pages with this, because it is absolute nadda when it comes to material. But here is a bullet point (but not actual bullet points because I don't know how to make those) breakdown of what has... or hasn't gone down.
-I spent $140 at a Gap Outlet yesterday. Hello school clothes... Goodbye... $140 out of my checking account.
-Got my Joaquin Black Book magazine. Award worthy article in my book... or my Black Book.(HA!)
-I lost 4 ell bees. Yay. Here I come teeny weeny bikini. Or not.
-I am getting out of my gord excited about moving back. Though I'm gonna miss these chaps I know. (The words Al Dente will never be thought of the same way. Ack.)
-Oprah made me cry twice this week. Man, that bitch is good.
-So much for watching my mouth, huh?
-Still haven't managed to lay a Jersey guy or get drunk for the first time. (Because this is all that really matters in the grand scheme of things, right?)
-Received a Jeremy-style compliment that made me smile. "You know, if you lived back in 50s or 60s, you would be famous. You have a very old school way about you. Like that bracelet (a pearl bracelet with black bow $2.50 @ outlet mall), that looks like something my grandma would wear. But you're hot and she's not."
-Got both The Streets and Massive Attack albums courtesy of SoulSeek's unofficial spokesman.
-Dr. John is my new tribal rhythm, second-line groove, Orleans swamp blues obsession. Seek him out and buy everything he's ever made. He's that good. Or just download "Gris Gris Gumbo Ya-Ya" (yeah, the song title kills, I know).
-I spent $140 at a Gap Outlet yesterday. Hello school clothes... Goodbye... $140 out of my checking account.
-Got my Joaquin Black Book magazine. Award worthy article in my book... or my Black Book.(HA!)
-I lost 4 ell bees. Yay. Here I come teeny weeny bikini. Or not.
-I am getting out of my gord excited about moving back. Though I'm gonna miss these chaps I know. (The words Al Dente will never be thought of the same way. Ack.)
-Oprah made me cry twice this week. Man, that bitch is good.
-So much for watching my mouth, huh?
-Still haven't managed to lay a Jersey guy or get drunk for the first time. (Because this is all that really matters in the grand scheme of things, right?)
-Received a Jeremy-style compliment that made me smile. "You know, if you lived back in 50s or 60s, you would be famous. You have a very old school way about you. Like that bracelet (a pearl bracelet with black bow $2.50 @ outlet mall), that looks like something my grandma would wear. But you're hot and she's not."
-Got both The Streets and Massive Attack albums courtesy of SoulSeek's unofficial spokesman.
-Dr. John is my new tribal rhythm, second-line groove, Orleans swamp blues obsession. Seek him out and buy everything he's ever made. He's that good. Or just download "Gris Gris Gumbo Ya-Ya" (yeah, the song title kills, I know).