On The Fridge
I had an epiphany tonight when I was sitting lazily: I think that maybe a lot of someone's personality can be summed up by what is on their refrigerator. There are obviously little things--for instance one being a spiteful hooker versus one being a lighthearted Christian--but I like to think you can get a good feeling for someone by their fridge's exterior (I say exterior because I want no one to judge me based upon what mine looks like inside).
Ten things to learn from my fridge:
1. I have more chip clips than anyone has actual chips, mostly because they hold things, which is neat.
2. The only picture I have is of my parents, hence, I'm a family gal.
3. In plain sight are two thank-you-for-applying postcards from the Des Moines Register which means I'm responsible enough to job hunt but not talented enough to get hired. And I'm proud of this for some reason.
4. Also proudly adhered by magnets are two wedding announcements. I've either got friends or people invite me out of mere obligation.
5. I have 17 brightly colored alphabet letters which spell out "Ashley," "Connor" and Libby." Translation: I'm immature but accept my inner child and adoration for spelling.
6. The nice magnets I do have were once glass and are now cracked and falling apart. This is not due to the fact that I open the refrigerator famished and with a vengeance; it is because they are shoddy, Target brand magnets and fall down daily. I leave them up because they match and keeping up with kitchen appearances is important to me.
7. Someone loves me. They put it in a card.
8. Someone else thinks I'm a pretty solid friend. They told me about this in addition to Miss Vick passing gassy as she lifted Russell off the horsey. It's really quite humorous, which means my sense of humor begs attention.
9. Two free magnets which list contact information of two past doctors leads me to believe that maybe this next one will work out, because maybe instead of wasting their money on magnets, they actually invested in the physicians.
10. A button-turned-magnet that states "Can't Keep Brown Down" makes it clear that I'll put just about anything on my refrigerator.
Ten things to learn from my fridge:
1. I have more chip clips than anyone has actual chips, mostly because they hold things, which is neat.
2. The only picture I have is of my parents, hence, I'm a family gal.
3. In plain sight are two thank-you-for-applying postcards from the Des Moines Register which means I'm responsible enough to job hunt but not talented enough to get hired. And I'm proud of this for some reason.
4. Also proudly adhered by magnets are two wedding announcements. I've either got friends or people invite me out of mere obligation.
5. I have 17 brightly colored alphabet letters which spell out "Ashley," "Connor" and Libby." Translation: I'm immature but accept my inner child and adoration for spelling.
6. The nice magnets I do have were once glass and are now cracked and falling apart. This is not due to the fact that I open the refrigerator famished and with a vengeance; it is because they are shoddy, Target brand magnets and fall down daily. I leave them up because they match and keeping up with kitchen appearances is important to me.
7. Someone loves me. They put it in a card.
8. Someone else thinks I'm a pretty solid friend. They told me about this in addition to Miss Vick passing gassy as she lifted Russell off the horsey. It's really quite humorous, which means my sense of humor begs attention.
9. Two free magnets which list contact information of two past doctors leads me to believe that maybe this next one will work out, because maybe instead of wasting their money on magnets, they actually invested in the physicians.
10. A button-turned-magnet that states "Can't Keep Brown Down" makes it clear that I'll put just about anything on my refrigerator.