Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In July I ruled Asscrackistan as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). Last Monday I put gum in
xorgullosax's hair (-12 points). In June
xlinkousx and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). In January I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In October I signed my organ donor card (28 points).
Overall, I've been nice (719 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
ashleygordon