hot damn

Oct 31, 2005 22:36

I was the best french maid ever today at the Dollar Tree, and none of you were there to see it. The only witness was the youngest Hartoon. There are no pictures of my sexiness. I got a lot of compliments, even one in Mexican! "Something something bonita." "Gracias," I said. It was great. There was much fun with the gentlemen from Regis. Bitches know I was right. We will fight most likely. I'll kick the shit out of them, but not right now because big shoes hurt my feet. Pain. OK so there's this crazy annoying kid that I always see in K B Toys. He is the ugliest little kid ever, and today he called me "the hot one." Groooooossss. He also made a joke about his total. $4.20. "Yeah, that's funny," I said dryly. Kids make me die inside.

So I'm going to pull an all-nighter and write crazy amazing things with no books. Haaaaaa yeah. Oh yeah.
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