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Emo Kids.....
I
wonder when people will realize that the "scene" has become homogeneous. It's
full of 14 year old girls with uneven bangs, black and white striped shirts, and
tattered low-top black Chuck Taylor’s, who swoon over homosexual kissing and
pathetic whiny lyrics and overuse the symbols.
Their favorite quote is,
invariably, "The truth is you could slit my throat and with my one last gasping
breath I'd apologize for bleeding on your shirt" because it like, so totally
describes their relationship with that one HAWT sophomore who totally ripped
their hearts out when they were like, SO in love with him.
Their
favorite type of music is, of course, "emo, screamo, and hardcore", three terms
which, in their minds, invariably include the bands Taking Back Sunday, Thrice,
and Hawthorne Heights.
Their AIM screennames often include x's, the
words "electrikk", "disaster", or some play on their favorite song from their
favorite band, you know, the one they saw on MTV like a couple times, but
shouldn't be on MTV because they're like, way too emo for that.
They
take hundreds of black and white pictures with way too much contrast of
themselves looking plaintively down at the ground, pointing a gun made of their
fingers at their heads, or kissing the camera while displaying their expert
application of lip gloss around their labret piercing and the thick dark
eyeliner that circles their eyes.
They embrace the "dork" that is inside
their polished, fashionable exteriors by writing in their LiveJournals or Xangas
about how they and their friends had an 'N Sync sing-a-long at one of their
sleepovers because, remember, 'N Sync is soooo not popular anymore and they
like, sooo wouldn't follow any of the fads of today, so they embrace the fads of
yesterday.
They adore "retro fashion", meaning anything from the 80's,
because they totally used to wear neon colors and big beaded bracelets, even
though they were born in, at the earliest, 1988 and remember jack shit about the
fashion and culture of the 80's.
It's full of "emo boys" who often are
difficult to differentiate from "emo girls", who have meaningless tattoos even
though they're 15, smoke a lot of cigarettes, drink a lot of hard liquor, and
are in some shitty band that plays a couple of gigs in someone's basement
because they're "too cool to go mainstream" when really, they just suck.
They weigh roughly 90 pounds, wear girls' jeans that hug their asses in
just the right places, belts buckled somewhere around the side of their right
leg, tight striped 80's style polo shirts or band t-shirts, and skater shoes,
even though they don't skate because that's soooo lame.
They write awful
poetry about the dark abyss of their souls and how the gun is pointed at their
heads, the trigger poised to blast away the bloody memories of a failed romance.
They cried when Blink-182 broke up, and they have a secret obsession with Avril
Lavigne because, like, she really IS kinda hot even though her music totally
sucks.
They spend more time at the mirror than their female counterparts
do, shoving fingers' down thier throats so they can fit in thier chick pants,
making sure that the long black shock of hair at the front of their heads lies
covering one eye just so, that their lip piercing is perfectly placed so that it
looks hot when they kiss other boys, that their pants are the right degree of
tightness so as not to exude gayness.
Emo boys and girls often use the
suffix "Xcore" to describe themselves, using a number of adjectives or nouns to
accomplish this task. This is a play off hardcore music, or "hXc". Some of these
descriptive words include "fashionXcore", "retroXcore", or even
"yournamehereXcore."
This way of speaking is retarded or nonsensical to
everyone else except those "in the scene", but it totally doesn't matter because
they're too nonconformistXcore for anyone to truly understand their "scene".
They couldn't name a Sunny Day Real Estate or Rites of Spring song if it
came up and bit them on their Gap Jeans-clad asses, and they claim to like the
Smiths because Jesse Lacey of Brand New said they were cool.
Sure, they
listen to some new "hardcore" bands, but they're all pretty much the same five
bands:
1. Taking Back Sunday
2. Senses Fail
3. Thrice
4.
Hawthorne Heights
5. Story of the Year
To these promising young
firecrackers, music takes a backseat to fashion in their scene of choice.
Emo girls just want to kiss emo boys, emo boys just want to kiss other
emo boys, and they all want to wear tight pants and take lots of pictures of
themselves. End of story. Because honestly? It's electrikk!
yea dont forget
aboout bad brains or minor threat