harajuku justin: We can ride Space Mountain and the Star Wars ride and torture James on It's A Small

[ashley_hartman]

Do you people realize I haven't made a real update since January 23rd? What is up with that I am surprised Ashley didn't block me and force me to.  Life has just been so hectic and crazy that I guess I just didn't know how to formulate it into the right words. Then there's the part where I didn't want to update completely emo.  I finally feel like

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SUP GEORGINA

[matthew_perry]

Umm so Center Stage is one of my favorite movies don't tell anyone else, okay. I think I really like it when Maureen walks in and goes, "What are you doing?" and the other chick goes, "I'm knitting a sweater!" when she is most obviously smoking a cigarette. OMG THAT GETS ME EVERY TIME.

Valentine's Day sucks the official big one and I'm here to say that it is my LEAST favorite holiday out of all the holidays. So anyway to remedy this, I got you this adorable child - FREE OF CHARGE - for your V day gift. Please don't give it back okay it already spit up all over Janeane's clothes. His name is TJ O'Pootertoot and I'm pretty sure that is the coolest name I have ever heard.



HOW FREAKING ADORABLE IS THAT

Anyways, I hope you have a wonderful weekend/Valentine's day and I hope you enjoy your new child (please teach him to sing Wham so wonderfully like you do okay)

XOXO, GEORGE

CHILLIN GEORGE HOW BOUT YOU

[ashley_hartman]

um okay i'll keep it between us. omg that part is amazing. i love when maureen is fighting with her boyfriend and she can't like act at all and she is like GOD.

yes it does and i would have to agree with you on that one. LMFAO FSALDJKLSADKSALDJKLSADJKSLDJALKSJDA OMG YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND I CANNOT BREATHE OKAY. I WILL NEVER GIVE IT BACK AND LSADJLKSAD I CAN'T BREATHE THAT IS THE GREATEST.NAME.EVER.

SO FREAKING ADORABLE.

sigh i hope you do too and I WILL TEACH HIM LIKE NO ONE HAS TAUGHT BEFORE and hopefully the student will become the master.

I JUST HAVE TO SAY THIS WAS THE GREATEST COMMENT EVER OKAY I AM NOT LYING. I LOVE YOU SO SO SO SO SO MUCH THERE AREN'T WORDS AND I AM LOOKING FOR A PRESENT FOR YOU THAT IS JUST AS AMAZING.

XOXO, GEORGINA

Re: CHILLIN GEORGE HOW BOUT YOU

[garofalo_j]

I think that you should know that the Tj O'Pootertoot's thing is actually my joke name. I wrote it in my book FEEL THIS BOOK back in like...98. FEEL THIS BOOK is amazing and I'm going to continue to write it's title, FEEL THIS BOOK, in caps a billion times because I'd really like it if you'd buy it...and by it I mean FEEL THIS BOOK. I hope i get royalties for the name he stole right out of the pages of FEEL THIS BOOK.

Re: CHILLIN GEORGE HOW BOUT YOU

[ashley_hartman]

LMFAO I LOVE YOU THEN. that comment made me want to go buy it and i wish i had something to put in caps to make you buy. and yes you get royalties because i will force him to pay them i'm not quite sure how yet.

DONT LISTEN TO MY GIRLF SHE IS A LIAR WHO LIES

[matthew_perry]

Hahaha oh my god there are so many amazing parts in that movie. What about the part where she tries to tell that awful elephant/mouse joke to her mom in the cafeteria and her mom is like BLAH BLAH BLAH YOUR FUTURE and she's like TAKE IT ALL BITCH. Oh my God, I want to do that to someone someday. I know way too much about this movie. It's unhealthy okay.

I hope you enjoy this bundle of stinky joy because I'm not going to lie to you - he poops all the damn time. I'm pretty sure if you rub his belly though he will make noises like the Pillsbury dough boy and if you tap him on the nose he will sprout rainbows and gold coins.

ILU2 XOXO MATT

PS HAHAHAHFKDSJFHDSFKSDJFLSDKFJSD THAT ICON MAKES ME WEEP DFJSDFDKDMF