harajuku justin: Have you ever seen the cartoon Anastasia?
harajuku justin: Have you ever seen the cartoon Anastasia?
harajuku justin: You know the part where they're auditioning for Anastasias and that drag queeny lady comes out?
harajuku justin: Grandma, it's me. Anastaaaaaasia.
I could update about how much I miss Jarhead already, but that would just make me look pathetic, and really I already look pathetic enough already, without a detailed description of me sitting by the window pining for my love. Oops. I was going to update about something deep and profound, but then I realized I am dumb and shallow, so it would probably turn out like crap. Also, it would be a serious update and we all know I've done enough of those lately. What the hell happened to drunken funny Ashley. Well here she is attempting to make a return. Comic relief for your friends page even though it will be because you are laughing at my stupid attempts to be funny.
As you all probably know by now because it is the biggest news sensation to hit tabloids since the end of Bennifer, the Olsen twins are splitting up. What does this have to do with me, you ask? Well, first of all since I love Ashley and MK with all my heart it pains me to see them go through something like this. But most importantly, it leaves me homeless. I have been helping Ashley look for a new place. Jared and Jay have been no help, they are just big useless lugs that live with us. Well Jay is, Jared at least comes in handy for sexual pleasure. Anyways, there is not much on the market but I'm sure we'll find something. I've already started packing up my stuff because I'm going to LA today to see James and Justin. I just need them right now. But anyways I've been packing, Jared's stuff too, and when I get back I'll help more. Our new place is going to be even hotter. The world's biggest boom boom room and the world's largest sofa. I mean this place is going to get into the Guinness Book of Records. MMM Guinness. MMM beer. Sob sorry one track mind. I will miss MK, though. :'(.
As dumb as I am most of the time, occasionally I am struck by moments of genius. And that is what happened today. It was all -lightbulb goes off over head-. Friends. It fits perfectly. I am Monica, Jay is Ross, and Jared is Chandler, because Jay's little sister is screwing his best friend and HELLO that is so Monica and Chandler. Ashley is Rachel because she is my ~*~*~BFFL~*~*~ and because she and Jay are sooooo Ross and Rachel. I mean, come on people. THEY WERE ON A BREAK. Except no that didn't happen but hello they are going to end up together. Jess is Phoebe, which makes Chris Mike, aka Paul Rudd because I almost forgot his name. Ryan is Joey, because, hello, well, he's goofy like that. Sigh this makes Sanoe and Matt Judy and Jack. lmao which is perfect because they are always having sex. Janeane and Matt are Rachel's parents I forget their names but lmao Matt is someone else on his own show. Daryl is Gunther and Mischa is Janice, for obvious reasons. Brittnay is Emma because she is Jay's child.. Richard is Ugly Naked Guy he is all -bes fat and walks around house naked with tiny penis-. SIGH this is wonderful I am amazed at how perfectly it all fits. I am going to do my info like this. And dreamysigh my icon. DJKLSAJDKLSA and James is Richard. Auditions for other supporting/recurring/guest starring characters to take place soon, apply within.
edits: Sarah is Amy lmao because she is retarded and shallow like her. :-* And because she is Ashley's sister. Adam is Will because, hello Brad Pitt?? Alyson is Carol, lmao sigh lesbianism, and Josh is tentatively the duck.
SOB I MISS MY JARHEAD :'( :'( a week is too long. I am serious folks I will be talking about him nonstop so um I don't want to annoy you all. I was going to block everyone or just not sign on but SIGH some people demanded I sign on so therefore I am probably going on privacy. This is for your benefit because I swear I will be annoying. But if you think you can deal with that, and you want me to allow your screenname, comment.
SOB JARHEAD. okay i am done for a little bit at least peace out and remember FRIENDS IS LOVE!
JOSH HARTNETT STOP BEING MIA I AM DYING WITHOUT YOU.
and mmm michelle and sanoe are going to double date with me and jarhead DREAMYSIGH. did i mention i taped blue crush? i am shiny like a dime on the floor.
harajuku justin: You know the part where they're auditioning for Anastasias and that drag queeny lady comes out?
harajuku justin: Grandma, it's me. Anastaaaaaasia.
I could update about how much I miss Jarhead already, but that would just make me look pathetic, and really I already look pathetic enough already, without a detailed description of me sitting by the window pining for my love. Oops. I was going to update about something deep and profound, but then I realized I am dumb and shallow, so it would probably turn out like crap. Also, it would be a serious update and we all know I've done enough of those lately. What the hell happened to drunken funny Ashley. Well here she is attempting to make a return. Comic relief for your friends page even though it will be because you are laughing at my stupid attempts to be funny.
As you all probably know by now because it is the biggest news sensation to hit tabloids since the end of Bennifer, the Olsen twins are splitting up. What does this have to do with me, you ask? Well, first of all since I love Ashley and MK with all my heart it pains me to see them go through something like this. But most importantly, it leaves me homeless. I have been helping Ashley look for a new place. Jared and Jay have been no help, they are just big useless lugs that live with us. Well Jay is, Jared at least comes in handy for sexual pleasure. Anyways, there is not much on the market but I'm sure we'll find something. I've already started packing up my stuff because I'm going to LA today to see James and Justin. I just need them right now. But anyways I've been packing, Jared's stuff too, and when I get back I'll help more. Our new place is going to be even hotter. The world's biggest boom boom room and the world's largest sofa. I mean this place is going to get into the Guinness Book of Records. MMM Guinness. MMM beer. Sob sorry one track mind. I will miss MK, though. :'(.
As dumb as I am most of the time, occasionally I am struck by moments of genius. And that is what happened today. It was all -lightbulb goes off over head-. Friends. It fits perfectly. I am Monica, Jay is Ross, and Jared is Chandler, because Jay's little sister is screwing his best friend and HELLO that is so Monica and Chandler. Ashley is Rachel because she is my ~*~*~BFFL~*~*~ and because she and Jay are sooooo Ross and Rachel. I mean, come on people. THEY WERE ON A BREAK. Except no that didn't happen but hello they are going to end up together. Jess is Phoebe, which makes Chris Mike, aka Paul Rudd because I almost forgot his name. Ryan is Joey, because, hello, well, he's goofy like that. Sigh this makes Sanoe and Matt Judy and Jack. lmao which is perfect because they are always having sex. Janeane and Matt are Rachel's parents I forget their names but lmao Matt is someone else on his own show. Daryl is Gunther and Mischa is Janice, for obvious reasons. Brittnay is Emma because she is Jay's child.. Richard is Ugly Naked Guy he is all -bes fat and walks around house naked with tiny penis-. SIGH this is wonderful I am amazed at how perfectly it all fits. I am going to do my info like this. And dreamysigh my icon. DJKLSAJDKLSA and James is Richard. Auditions for other supporting/recurring/guest starring characters to take place soon, apply within.
edits: Sarah is Amy lmao because she is retarded and shallow like her. :-* And because she is Ashley's sister. Adam is Will because, hello Brad Pitt?? Alyson is Carol, lmao sigh lesbianism, and Josh is tentatively the duck.
SOB I MISS MY JARHEAD :'( :'( a week is too long. I am serious folks I will be talking about him nonstop so um I don't want to annoy you all. I was going to block everyone or just not sign on but SIGH some people demanded I sign on so therefore I am probably going on privacy. This is for your benefit because I swear I will be annoying. But if you think you can deal with that, and you want me to allow your screenname, comment.
SOB JARHEAD. okay i am done for a little bit at least peace out and remember FRIENDS IS LOVE!
JOSH HARTNETT STOP BEING MIA I AM DYING WITHOUT YOU.
and mmm michelle and sanoe are going to double date with me and jarhead DREAMYSIGH. did i mention i taped blue crush? i am shiny like a dime on the floor.