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My brain is fried, so you're getiing some randomness in this entry
18 Things Guys Should Know... (by Girls)
1. We fart. And we think it's fucking hilarious
2. Girls poop. sorry boys. i know in your world we don't, but we're not the perfect little girls you want us to be
3. We can burp with the best of you. We just choose to keep it between us.
4. We probably masturbate more than you.
5. We love touching eachother's boobs just for the hell of it. It's funny.
6. Kissing eachother isn't a big deal. It's kind of nice.
7. We don't always like to give head, so when you get it, don't put your hands on the back of our heads and hold down. We hate that.
8. Sometimes we go a couple of weeks without shaving...anything.
9. It's fun to skip sex, since most times we fake it anyway. Be a man and go down.
10. Watching porn doesn't really do it. reading it is what gets us hot.
11. We think lesbian porn is funny.
12. That whole head shaking thing when you go down on us? What the fuck is that? don't do it. you're just wasting your time .. and ours.
13. The fingers don't always have to go in. Stay on the outside a bit. Trust me, it's better.
14. Not all girls are crazy about gifts. Just being with you is awesome.
15. We like hanging out with the guys. Girls suck.
16. Right, the reason we hate eachother so much? GIRLS ARE BITCHES.
17. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER ask us if we are pmsing just because we seem to be in a bad mood. It's not the greatest idea.
18. Suck it up, we're really horny during our periods .. hop in the shower, because you'll never get it as much as then.
COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THAT AND STOLEN FROM MELISSA D (the greatest across the hall floormate anyone could ever ask for) WHO STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE
Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & adderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us christmas will be spent in rehab.
18 Things Guys Should Know... (by Girls)
1. We fart. And we think it's fucking hilarious
2. Girls poop. sorry boys. i know in your world we don't, but we're not the perfect little girls you want us to be
3. We can burp with the best of you. We just choose to keep it between us.
4. We probably masturbate more than you.
5. We love touching eachother's boobs just for the hell of it. It's funny.
6. Kissing eachother isn't a big deal. It's kind of nice.
7. We don't always like to give head, so when you get it, don't put your hands on the back of our heads and hold down. We hate that.
8. Sometimes we go a couple of weeks without shaving...anything.
9. It's fun to skip sex, since most times we fake it anyway. Be a man and go down.
10. Watching porn doesn't really do it. reading it is what gets us hot.
11. We think lesbian porn is funny.
12. That whole head shaking thing when you go down on us? What the fuck is that? don't do it. you're just wasting your time .. and ours.
13. The fingers don't always have to go in. Stay on the outside a bit. Trust me, it's better.
14. Not all girls are crazy about gifts. Just being with you is awesome.
15. We like hanging out with the guys. Girls suck.
16. Right, the reason we hate eachother so much? GIRLS ARE BITCHES.
17. DO NOT EVER EVER EVER ask us if we are pmsing just because we seem to be in a bad mood. It's not the greatest idea.
18. Suck it up, we're really horny during our periods .. hop in the shower, because you'll never get it as much as then.
COMPLETELY UNRELATED TO THAT AND STOLEN FROM MELISSA D (the greatest across the hall floormate anyone could ever ask for) WHO STOLE IT FROM SOMEONE ELSE
Today we salute you stressed out college student during exam week. As you sit in your lonely cubical in the library, doped up on starbucks & adderol, you think to yourself, am I ever going to need to know this stuff in life? The distractions are tempting and you have suddenly diagnosed yourself with ADD along with advanced delusionary schizophrenia with involuntary narcissistic rage, I'm sure by now you know exactly what everyone is doing because you have checked your buddy list 800 times. Christmas break is just days away, and your prozac prescription will be in tomorrow. So crack open an ice cold bud light after that last exam, because for most of us christmas will be spent in rehab.