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today I was petting cats, ogling them, at Petsmart, before my therapy appointment. I noticed distinctly how each kitty was described, such as, very loving, friendly, loves to play, good cagemate, prefers playmate, say hi, best match, good to adopt. now after pondering over those words for a few hours, I wonder how I would describe my pets, realistically, to potential new owners.
Tilly:
unfriendly, hissy, pissy, other adjectives that rhyme with his name and show his negative disposition... does not like to be held, or held down, hates baths, enjoys a good self cleaning finished with a puke. lovable in his own way, in that he prefers to cuddle after vacuuming, or after he knocks over and breaks glasses, spills flower water, and creates chores for those with apposable appendages. chases and bites out chunks of fur of other companion animals. want a pet that will train you to have a child? he's the one, he's just a chore to have around. lovable, hug-able, or not really...
Tilly:
unfriendly, hissy, pissy, other adjectives that rhyme with his name and show his negative disposition... does not like to be held, or held down, hates baths, enjoys a good self cleaning finished with a puke. lovable in his own way, in that he prefers to cuddle after vacuuming, or after he knocks over and breaks glasses, spills flower water, and creates chores for those with apposable appendages. chases and bites out chunks of fur of other companion animals. want a pet that will train you to have a child? he's the one, he's just a chore to have around. lovable, hug-able, or not really...