Oh, Daddy says the darnedest things.
Excerpts:
"When you move, take your electronics, clothes, records, and books." - Daddy
RECORDS???
My father the idiot: He made a right turn on red, got a $125 ticket. He went to the bank to get $125 in pennies. That's 250 rolls. My parents had to write their names and address on every single roll. Oy.
When I fell down the stairs and pretty much broke my ankle at the beginning of the week, my father was ultra-concerned not about my ankle, but why I was taking the stairs and not the elevator, because I'd "get mugged in the stairs." Therefore, I should never take the stairs.
"When you move, take your electronics, clothes, records, and books." - Daddy
RECORDS???
My father the idiot: He made a right turn on red, got a $125 ticket. He went to the bank to get $125 in pennies. That's 250 rolls. My parents had to write their names and address on every single roll. Oy.
When I fell down the stairs and pretty much broke my ankle at the beginning of the week, my father was ultra-concerned not about my ankle, but why I was taking the stairs and not the elevator, because I'd "get mugged in the stairs." Therefore, I should never take the stairs.