Evolved parts of society
Myspace. The new source of all communication. A website which is a dating site that pretends to NOT be a dating site so people feel less retarded. The site is soaring in popularity and earlier this evening I was delighted to discover a very amusing group of people.
Juggalos.
I consider myself very fortunate to have had the pleasure of dissecting this highly "evolved" part of our society.
But what IS a Juggalo you might be asking?
This is a perfectly valid question and let me begin by posting an actual reply from a Juggalo
"Being a Juggalo isn't about listening to the ICP or using them 2 help carve yourself
as an individual. It's about being yourself, and respecting and helping
others. It's about being tollerant as a mother-fuck of everyone. If someone
hates on your for being a Juggalo, just keep on walking. They'll end up in
Hell's Pit anyway."
As I read his highly intelligent response I found myself wondering how he or any of his "homies" considered themselves individuals when they decide to paint their faces and talk in their own ghetto language. To me this qualifies as conformity.
They have their own language you ask? Well, let me enlighten you:
Wig Split- to cut your head in half
Vato- Hispanic for "homie"
Skrilla- Money
Shank- Knife
Nutt- Semen
There are of course a number of other words that make up this unique language but I must continue from there. Now keep in mind that the "Juggalo Family" is a seperate religion by and large. I am still not quite clear on what it is these "individuals" worship but I know it's something commonly found in traveling carnivals.
Insane Clown Posse (one of the bands) is respectfully titled...an underground band. An Underground Band is simply a group of musical artists with a complete lack of talent. These people are confined to their hometowns and seldom travel past the state lines. I was unfortunate enough to hear a sample of this Detroit rap and I got through thirty-one seconds of that trash and then tossed it into a pile of Saint Bernard shit where it belonged.
If you are a Juggalo, I hate you. I honestly hope you suffer a ruptured colon.
Juggalos.
I consider myself very fortunate to have had the pleasure of dissecting this highly "evolved" part of our society.
But what IS a Juggalo you might be asking?
This is a perfectly valid question and let me begin by posting an actual reply from a Juggalo
"Being a Juggalo isn't about listening to the ICP or using them 2 help carve yourself
as an individual. It's about being yourself, and respecting and helping
others. It's about being tollerant as a mother-fuck of everyone. If someone
hates on your for being a Juggalo, just keep on walking. They'll end up in
Hell's Pit anyway."
As I read his highly intelligent response I found myself wondering how he or any of his "homies" considered themselves individuals when they decide to paint their faces and talk in their own ghetto language. To me this qualifies as conformity.
They have their own language you ask? Well, let me enlighten you:
Wig Split- to cut your head in half
Vato- Hispanic for "homie"
Skrilla- Money
Shank- Knife
Nutt- Semen
There are of course a number of other words that make up this unique language but I must continue from there. Now keep in mind that the "Juggalo Family" is a seperate religion by and large. I am still not quite clear on what it is these "individuals" worship but I know it's something commonly found in traveling carnivals.
Insane Clown Posse (one of the bands) is respectfully titled...an underground band. An Underground Band is simply a group of musical artists with a complete lack of talent. These people are confined to their hometowns and seldom travel past the state lines. I was unfortunate enough to hear a sample of this Detroit rap and I got through thirty-one seconds of that trash and then tossed it into a pile of Saint Bernard shit where it belonged.
If you are a Juggalo, I hate you. I honestly hope you suffer a ruptured colon.