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ashkash

So much for that!

Mar 25, 2006 21:48

Well folks, I've officially done it. I've fucked up the Lexus! Now don't get me wrong, it's easily repairable, but it is fucked...I'M fucked!!! So I accidentally miscalculated how close I was to the curb before making my right hand turn. So I accidentally pulled up onto it and scraped some paint off the bottom of the bumper. My question is, ( Read more... )

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katchus March 27 2006, 07:18:02 UTC

SHIT!!!!!

Did I ever tell you that the very first time I took my mom's car out after I got my G2 I scraped a car in the Erin Mills parking lot and left a mark on the side of the van?

I got most of it off and she never found out.

Ummm so that story was supposed to make you feel better. Did it??

ashkash March 28 2006, 23:29:41 UTC

A little. I think my dad's cooled down now. It really wasn't that bad! Fuck. The Lexus people gave him his own touch-up paint to do at home. It couldn't have been THAT bad! Sweet. I'm not dead yet.

katchus March 29 2006, 22:22:41 UTC

Yayyy!! See? It wasn't that bad!!

Hold on though...they gave him his own paint for a DIY job? HOW MUCH did he pay for that Lexus?? Tell them to get their over-paid asses over to your house to fix it themselves!!

ashkash March 29 2006, 22:49:34 UTC

No. I think he was just too cheap to actually get it fixedfor real. The thing I don't get is that he has the money to fix it! Really, $1000 is no skin off his back. Yet he's soooooo fucking stingy. Like really, what the fuck is with the $100 budget for christmas and birthday gifts! Oh wait, that's only when it comes to his children. Fuck you you cheap bastards and your crappy Christmas gifts!!!

katchus March 30 2006, 16:42:58 UTC

Hahahaha! So in order to make up for his cheap gifts, just fuck his car up a little! Bump the fender and be all "THAT'S FOR LAST CHRISTMAS BITCH!!!" then run away laughing.

(I say "run" because after said incident, there won't be much driving in your future....)

ashkash March 31 2006, 18:29:08 UTC

Oh you're just cold. And FYI, I didn't even get anything for christmas from them this year because my cameo necklace that I got for my birthday cost $200. Apparently, that cancels out the necessity of giving me anything to unwrap under the tree.

katchus April 1 2006, 20:37:18 UTC

Oh I remember all right.

All the more reason to fuck his car up!! If you're really feeling evil...you can even key the side a little bit while he's sleeping!

=D

ashkash April 2 2006, 01:12:01 UTC

OMG! Hahahaha!!! See that's why I love you! Because you're as big of a bitch as me!!! Katie, you complete me!

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